Appearances Can Be Deceiving
Jan 23, 2019 22:30:54 #
They do say appearances can be deceiving...
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevyn and I'm going to a fancy dress party."
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevyn and I'm going to a fancy dress party."
Jan 23, 2019 22:35:02 #
Jan 23, 2019 23:05:08 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
pafret wrote:
They do say appearances can be deceiving... br br... (show quote)
I'm not allowed to either laugh or smile at this type of humor. Piety has it's own reward. I'm sure you understand, choke, choke, gasp, gasp, giggle, giggle.
Jan 23, 2019 23:31:11 #
Jan 24, 2019 13:51:25 #
pafret wrote:
They do say appearances can be deceiving... br br... (show quote)
kinda sick
but I'll laff anyhow
Jan 24, 2019 20:14:32 #
pafret wrote:
They do say appearances can be deceiving...
Indeed they can!
Jan 25, 2019 10:42:20 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Indeed they can!
hi Larry
are you implying that Slatten is guilty of cropping his avatar??
he prolly is as he is guilty of everything else
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