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Jan 18, 2019 07:33:30   #
flash (a regular here)
 
Everyone knows that Superman is the man of steel who goes around as Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Here's the question.
If he's subpoenaed to appear in court for something he wrote.
HOW DOES HE GET THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR WITHOUT GIVING AWAY HIS TRUE IDENTITY?

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Jan 18, 2019 07:39:04   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
Why would the metal detector dter him?

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Jan 18, 2019 07:45:01   #
flash (a regular here)
 
CLARK KENT WANTS TO KEEP HIS TRUE IDENTITY A SECRET!!!!!

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Jan 18, 2019 07:46:38   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
How would a metal detector reveal his true Identity?

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Jan 18, 2019 07:53:53   #
flash (a regular here)
 
He's the man of STEEL

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Jan 18, 2019 08:00:25   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
My apologies...

I was unaware the post was humerous in nature...
I quite enjoy 'super hero debates'...

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Jan 18, 2019 08:02:12   #
flash (a regular here)
 
I just thought of it yesterday when I was going through a metal detector.

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Jan 18, 2019 08:51:38   #
pafret
 
flash wrote:
He's the man of STEEL


Steel is a metpahor for extremely strong, it does not mean that he is literally made of metal.

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Jan 18, 2019 08:53:52   #
flash (a regular here)
 
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun

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Jan 18, 2019 08:57:18   #
flash (a regular here)
 
Maybe he'd be made of Kevlar these days. He'd be lighter and more efficient.

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Jan 18, 2019 09:01:10   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
flash wrote:
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun


I'll buy that...

My hypothesis is the metal detectors are partisan...

They are Liberals... And as such allow menbers of the MSM (like Clark Kent) to pass freely where more conservative members of the population would be stopped..

Alternatively... The metal detectors are Conservatives... They enable cis-gender white males (like Clark Kent) and only activate when minorities attempt to smuggle contraband through...

Enjoy

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Jan 18, 2019 09:05:38   #
flash (a regular here)
 
Nice

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Jan 18, 2019 09:34:34   #
vernon
 
flash wrote:
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun



Well Clark is my uncle and I should know.

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Jan 18, 2019 11:51:48   #
flash (a regular here)
 
Get me HIS autograph

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