if this Massachusetts Fe Moron wants to IMPRESS her equally moronic believers -- a little advise. Since your native test turned out to be a FLOP, a better way would be to get a can of brown shoe polish. By pasting it on your mug, your chances of appealing to the black demo dope vote would be more convincing than stating you have original native heritage, since no present American black is full blooded -- i. e. all 100% U.S. mulattos-- your success at the poles would dramatically increase !!!
Everybody needs a plan.