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Jan 14, 2019 13:16:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'



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Jan 14, 2019 13:22:16   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making? ... (show quote)


They are all good badbobby loved the moldyoldy one and the Slats one was brilliant thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 14, 2019 13:23:13   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making? ... (show quote)


all great I love the horse though looks like he has a great sense of humor

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Jan 14, 2019 13:52:56   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
badbobby wrote:
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making? ... (show quote)



Well you evened and bettered the score Bobby. I posted a misogynistic joke that was lame but your misadndry jokes are really funny.

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Jan 14, 2019 14:23:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
Well you evened and bettered the score Bobby. I posted a misogynistic joke that was lame but your misadndry jokes are really funny.


my jokes were misogynistic??
I din't know that

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Jan 14, 2019 14:34:01   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making? ... (show quote)


University of Oklahoma? Are you kidding me?
Dang, BB, I think it woulda hurt less if you kicked me in the nuts, and stole my wife, my dog, and my beer!

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Jan 14, 2019 16:31:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
my jokes were misogynistic??
I din't know that

That, in addition to not knowing how to play poker...properly, that is.


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Jan 14, 2019 16:32:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
University of Oklahoma? Are you kidding me?
Dang, BB, I think it woulda hurt less if you kicked me in the nuts, and stole my wife, my dog, and my beer!

I see a case for justifiable homicide, Arch. No one could/would blame you.

Go for it

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Jan 14, 2019 18:23:12   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
badbobby wrote:
my jokes were misogynistic??
I din't know that


Not yours, mine. Your jokes show misandry, hatred or ridicule of men. Makes great jokes, almost as good as Stashu jokes.

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Jan 15, 2019 06:57:27   #
Bcon
 
badbobby wrote:
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making?
A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don't women blink during love making?
A: they don't have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don't stop to ask directions


You're laughing, aren't you?!

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don't know. It never happened

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you're just an old sour fart!

One day housework-challenged Archie Bunker decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his blonde headed wife,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
Arch yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.
moldy oldy says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
mrs oldy replies,
'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Canuck says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

The Sgt Majors Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man Slat; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual..'
Q: Why do men become smarter during love making? ... (show quote)


All good humor. Lot of laughs.

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Jan 18, 2019 04:47:55   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Just got back from holiday...
My wife wants to know how you found out about my prefered method of lawn mowing (amongst other activities)..
She is still laughing that you think I have money...

All great BB...

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