Difference between inlaws and outlaws (Page 2): I had a mother-in-law who threatened me with a knife. It pissed her off to the nth degree that I essentially didn't drink so she...

pafret Loc: Northeast

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Not a doubt....
The shameful thing is that whenever she visits she makes sure there is a six-pack in the fridge for me...

I had a mother-in-law who threatened me with a knife. It pissed her off to the nth degree that I essentially didn't drink so she couldn't accuse me of being like "My Kind" who are notorious wine bibblers. Especially when I reminded her that it was "Her Kind" who were notorious for having swollen, red, Achoholic's noses. Three of her brothers and her other son-in-law all sported those schnozes for the same reason, too much booze.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Yeah... And she thinks I work too hard...
Silly, silly... Beer only tastes good when you've earned it

Something tells me you probably do work too much~~

I’m not a really a beer drinker I like a glass of red wine or if out Hypnotic.. Love the blue color it is and the bottles used...lolol
Also very mild, wonderful taste...

badbobby Loc: texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

My mother-in-law is amazed that I can get drunk while on a milk run...

was unaware that 'low life' bars sold milk

must be an ice age thing

teabag09

BB, I worked a bar in Annapolis Md. in the 70's in between jobs racing ocean sailboats. Had this rail thin black woman, very pretty and probably 50 years old, come in on Wednesdays around 1800 and order Scotch and Milk on short ice. She'd have three in about a hour and a half and leave.

Never could strike up a conversation with her. She just wanted to take time to herself and have her three Scotch and Milks. Mike

badbobby wrote:

was unaware that 'low life' bars sold milk

must be an ice age thing

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Lonewolf wrote:

Outlaws are wanted by someone

Snicker...snicker

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

lindajoy wrote:

Something tells me you probably do work too much~~

I’m not a really a beer drinker I like a glass of red wine or if out Hypnotic.. Love the blue color it is and the bottles used...lolol
Also very mild, wonderful taste...

I have never acquired a taste for alcohol, but my employees love Grandpaws secret corn squeezing and prefer it over even Jack Daniel's they claim it is smoother and have no hangover the next day.

I do know they save lots of money making the legal limit allowed by law. I believe the longest it has EVER aged was a little over a month when they forgot where they hid a couple Fifths.

badbobby Loc: texas

teabag09 wrote:

BB, I worked a bar in Annapolis Md. in the 70's in between jobs racing ocean sailboats. Had this rail thin black woman, very pretty and probably 50 years old, come in on Wednesdays around 1800 and order Scotch and Milk on short ice. She'd have three in about a hour and a half and leave.

Never could strike up a conversation with her. She just wanted to take time to herself and have her three Scotch and Milks. Mike

well mike what little I know of you
tells me you would be tending bar in a high class one
not a low life one

badbobby Loc: texas

lindajoy wrote:

Something tells me you probably do work too much~~

I’m not a really a beer drinker I like a glass of red wine or if out Hypnotic.. Love the blue color it is and the bottles used...lolol
Also very mild, wonderful taste...

I see I'm gonna have to introduce the lovely Linda
to Mr Jack

badbobby Loc: texas

old marine wrote:

I have never acquired a taste for alcohol, but my employees love Grandpaws secret corn squeezing and prefer it over even Jack Daniel's they claim it is smoother and have no hangover the next day.

I do know they save lots of money making the legal limit allowed by law. I believe the longest it has EVER aged was a little over a month when they forgot where they hid a couple Fifths.

o m
nothing is better than Jack
Jack is heavenly elixir
expressly made for we poor earthlings

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

badbobby wrote:

o m
nothing is better than Jack
Jack is heavenly elixir
expressly made for we poor earthlings

The men mostly all would disagree. They think Grandpaws secret corn squeezing in better tasting and needs only a few hours aging.

But ex-military are known to drink almost anything intoxicating and swsre it's the best. Even our local Sheriff tries to buy a couple fifths on occassion. The men just give it to them thinking he may be trying to entrap them for selling homemade whiskey.

badbobby Loc: texas

old marine wrote:

The men mostly all would disagree. They think Gran... (show quote)

I'm ex military

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

old marine wrote:

I have never acquired a taste for alcohol, but my employees love Grandpaws secret corn squeezing and prefer it over even Jack Daniel's they claim it is smoother and have no hangover the next day.

I do know they save lots of money making the legal limit allowed by law. I believe the longest it has EVER aged was a little over a month when they forgot where they hid a couple Fifths.

Lololol, the visual to this is hysterical!!!!!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

I'm ex military

Smart and smart police...

They figure you guys think they will bust ya for selling it...

Gentlemens agreement without words are always the best!!!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

I'm ex military

Attennnnntiooonnnnn...⚓️🇺🇸

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

badbobby wrote:

I'm ex military

Most ex-military are drinkers, some heavy drinkers and we've had a few down right alcoholic.

But most prefer Grandpaws secret corn squeezing because they don't have bad hangovers.