the blonde gambler
Jan 12, 2019 13:37:51 #
A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to the roulette table. She smiles at the two dealers and bets $20,000 on one spin.
"I hope you don't mind," she says in a dreamy voice, "but I feel much luckier naked..." and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked. "Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!"
The roulette wheel stops on 13. "I won I WON!!!" Shouts the blonde and jumps in the air in excitement.
She collects the winnings and her clothes, hugs the dealers and disappears.
The two dealers looked at each other in shock, until one of them pulled himself together and ask: "Did she bet on 13?"
"I don't know," said the other dealer. "I thought you were looking..."
Conclusions:
1. Not every gamble relies on luck.
2. Not all blondes are stupid.
3. But men - are always MEN!
"I hope you don't mind," she says in a dreamy voice, "but I feel much luckier naked..." and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked. "Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!"
The roulette wheel stops on 13. "I won I WON!!!" Shouts the blonde and jumps in the air in excitement.
She collects the winnings and her clothes, hugs the dealers and disappears.
The two dealers looked at each other in shock, until one of them pulled himself together and ask: "Did she bet on 13?"
"I don't know," said the other dealer. "I thought you were looking..."
Conclusions:
1. Not every gamble relies on luck.
2. Not all blondes are stupid.
3. But men - are always MEN!
Jan 12, 2019 13:40:54 #
badbobby wrote:
A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casi... (show quote)
How true and we will fall for it time after time and for some it will cost dearly others not so much.
Jan 12, 2019 13:48:06 #
bahmer wrote:
How true and we will fall for it time after time and for some it will cost dearly others not so much.
I fell that you are speakin of personal experience bahm
how much did it cost you?
Jan 12, 2019 13:50:46 #
badbobby wrote:
I fell that you are speakin of personal experience bahm
how much did it cost you?
how much did it cost you?
My wife was brunette and we stayed married much like you did. I also do not gamble so that didn't cast me either so I won in both areas. That's my personal experience how about yours?
Jan 12, 2019 15:00:25 #
bahmer wrote:
My wife was brunette and we stayed married much like you did. I also do not gamble so that didn't cast me either so I won in both areas. That's my personal experience how about yours?
it's censored
Jan 12, 2019 15:57:16 #
Jan 12, 2019 18:02:19 #
bahmer wrote:
Mama again I presume?
Of course, Badbobby is forbidden to talk about his wife walking about naked. And if he is too enthusiastic, anyone elses wife either.
Jan 13, 2019 11:23:48 #
pafret wrote:
Of course, Badbobby is forbidden to talk about his wife walking about naked. And if he is too enthusiastic, anyone elses wife either.
so true paf
I have always been on a short leash
Jan 14, 2019 00:57:37 #
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