Questions
May 8, 2014 14:18:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I was remiss in my appointed duty to post a Wednesday humorous thread. I apologize, and now post...late. I hope they meet with approval.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.
How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro Cinco.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to to sky dive? Because it scares the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
Why did pilgrims pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack..."Dang!" A bad skydiver goes, "Dang!"...whack.
:wink: :mrgreen:
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.
How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro Cinco.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to to sky dive? Because it scares the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
Why did pilgrims pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack..."Dang!" A bad skydiver goes, "Dang!"...whack.
:wink: :mrgreen:
May 8, 2014 14:37:22 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was remiss in my appointed duty to post a Wednes... (show quote)
You redeemed yourself
May 8, 2014 14:47:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Constitutional libertarian wrote:
You redeemed yourself
Whew! :-D Now, if AuntiE will forgive me. She is quite the taskmaster...she is! :shock: :oops:
May 8, 2014 14:47:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was remiss in my appointed duty to post a Wednes... (show quote)
A day late, but certainly welcome.
May 8, 2014 15:45:03 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
I was remiss in my appointed duty to post a Wednes... (show quote)
Very funny, particularly the last one. But then I like sick jokes. And that one has a great visual if you think about it.
May 8, 2014 16:43:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Whew! :-D Now, if AuntiE will forgive me. She is quite the taskmaster...she is! :shock: :oops:
This is becoming a habit on your part. Once you had to have me post your Wednesday contribution and now you are a day late. You have had this assignment only a short length of time; however, are not completing it, timely, in a manner I expected of you. As I am aware of extenuating circumstances, am benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kind :lol: :lol: :lol:, I will not reprimand you.
They provided me with laughter. :thumbup:
May 8, 2014 16:47:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
This is becoming a habit on your part. Once you had to have me post your Wednesday contribution and now you are a day late. You have had this assignment only a short length of time; however, are not completing it, timely, in a manner I expected of you. As I am aware of extenuating circumstances, am benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kind :lol: :lol: :lol:, I will not reprimand you.
They provided me with laughter. :thumbup:
They provided me with laughter. :thumbup:
And you....me. :wink: :thumbup:
Any chance of you filling in for me next week? :lol:
May 8, 2014 16:51:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
And you....me. :wink: :thumbup:
Any chance of you filling in for me next week? :lol:
Any chance of you filling in for me next week? :lol:
The following words should answer your inquiry, angels, ice skating, hades. :hunf: :lol:
May 8, 2014 17:15:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
The following words should answer your inquiry, angels, ice skating, hades. :hunf: :lol:
I h**e it when you talk in code! :hunf:
:lol:
May 8, 2014 17:15:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was remiss in my appointed duty to post a Wednes... (show quote)
Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
May 8, 2014 17:22:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
I h**e it when you talk in code! :hunf:
:lol:
:lol:
Think about one of my favorite sayings. :idea: :idea:
May 9, 2014 00:58:13 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
I h**e it when you talk in code! :hunf:
:lol:
:lol:
Oh, I know that one. She is referring to fallen angles, they can't skate. God won't allow it.
May 9, 2014 00:58:54 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Oh, I know that one. She is referring to fallen angles, they can't skate. God won't allow it.
Wrong! Try again.
May 9, 2014 01:00:39 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
Wrong! Try again.
Uh, skating on thin ice? BTW, when did hell freeze over anyway?
May 9, 2014 01:05:18 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Uh, skating on thin ice? BTW, when did hell freeze over anyway?
Very close. One my favorite answers/sayings when someone asks, by my perception, a ridiculous question is, "When angels are ice skating in hades!"
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