Sad Chuckles for the Day?
Jan 9, 2019 14:13:15 #
Sad Chuckles for the Day?
Enigmas...
(1) Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?
(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."
(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then, if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.
(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten; it needs to be reread.
( 7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."
(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
Some say that we should stop k*****g Ducks to make Duck Tape. And THEY V**E. SCARY!
Enigmas...
(1) Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?
(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."
(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then, if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.
(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten; it needs to be reread.
( 7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."
(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
Some say that we should stop k*****g Ducks to make Duck Tape. And THEY V**E. SCARY!
Jan 9, 2019 14:31:14 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Capt-jack wrote:
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Excellent food for thought. I have passed it on to a couple of people already. Thank for posting it.
Jan 9, 2019 14:37:25 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Amen and Amen excellent thanks for list.
Jan 9, 2019 14:46:55 #
I love the meme that has occasionally wearing a teashirt that has an arrow pointing up that says I’m with stupid! Should make millions to disperse at the polls!!!
Jan 9, 2019 18:09:39 #
Jan 10, 2019 11:31:58 #
Jan 10, 2019 13:42:04 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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very good CJ
but I might add
#7 --both the liberals and the conservatives are guilty
Jan 11, 2019 01:14:20 #
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