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Jan 9, 2019 10:50:27   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Two old ladies sitting on a bench.

First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."

An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a veterinarian!"
"Why a veterinarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"


A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"


Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by.

First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."





A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."

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Jan 9, 2019 10:54:51   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two old ladies sitting on a bench.

First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."

An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a veterinarian!"
"Why a veterinarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"


A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"


Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by.

First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."





A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. br br First ol... (show quote)


The old man to his wife is going to need an undertaker after his reason for asking for a vet.
These were all good badbobby thanks for the morning laughs

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Jan 9, 2019 12:02:25   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
The old man to his wife is going to need an undertaker after his reason for asking for a vet.
These were all good badbobby thanks for the morning laughs
The old man to his wife is going to need an undert... (show quote)


I'm still snickerin bout the butt snorin

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Jan 9, 2019 12:08:43   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm still snickerin bout the butt snorin


That was a good one as well. What happened to Slats today I haven't seen any of his postings?

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Jan 9, 2019 12:46:25   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
That was a good one as well. What happened to Slats today I haven't seen any of his postings?


prolly still digestin his late night snack
at least he calls it a snack

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Jan 9, 2019 13:00:24   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly still digestin his late night snack
at least he calls it a snack


Prolly half a cow or something.

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Jan 10, 2019 11:37:54   #
Mike Easterday (a regular here)
 
I like these

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