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Jan 7, 2019 16:31:44   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Slatten went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, Slat, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"


Slatten replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Slatten's wife the Sgt Major, he said, "Slat is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

the Sgt Major exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


poor Slat
he's a Marine ya know



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Jan 7, 2019 17:00:50   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
So if Slatten asks if I want ice in my lemonade I should politely decline....

And probably shouldnt drink the 'lemonade' either...

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Jan 7, 2019 17:28:02   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So if Slatten asks if I want ice in my lemonade I should politely decline....

And probably shouldnt drink the 'lemonade' either...


caution is always the better part of valor

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Jan 7, 2019 17:58:47   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, Slat, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"


Slatten replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Slatten's wife the Sgt Major, he said, "Slat is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

the Sgt Major exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


poor Slat
he's a Marine ya know
Slatten went for his annual physical. All of his t... (show quote)


good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 7, 2019 22:00:35   #
Mercilus (new user)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So if Slatten asks if I want ice in my lemonade I should politely decline....

And probably shouldnt drink the 'lemonade' either...


Funny.

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Jan 8, 2019 13:02:36   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, Slat, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"


Slatten replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Slatten's wife the Sgt Major, he said, "Slat is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

the Sgt Major exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


poor Slat
he's a Marine ya know
Slatten went for his annual physical. All of his t... (show quote)



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Jan 9, 2019 20:03:59   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
caution is always the better part of valor

Or, discretion.

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Jan 10, 2019 10:41:35   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So if Slatten asks if I want ice in my lemonade I should politely decline....

And probably shouldnt drink the 'lemonade' either...

Now, C-D, I better understand your earlier reference to 'lemonade.'

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Jan 10, 2019 11:57:15   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Now, C-D, I better understand your earlier reference to 'lemonade.'


understand this Slat

pay me

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Jan 10, 2019 12:04:01   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
understand this Slat

pay me

No comprendo, Senor Senior Squid, as you owe me.

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