Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

One fine day two fine lads, Slatten and Bahmer, decided to take a trip across the border and do a little hunting...

After hours of travel they found themselves in the little known country of Canuckistania... Deciding to have a try at the local wildlife they pulled into a gas station/ hockey arena...

After greeting the attendant with the required number of ehs they inquired as to what sort of hunting could be found in the area...

Luckily, there was a ranger gassing up next to them and he was happy to inform them of the various critters and hooved targets in the area...
Of particular interest was a rare creature found only in Canuckistania - the elusive Badbobby...

Upon hearing of this majestic beast Slatten and Bahmer vowed to bag one and went about purchasing the proper hunting licenses... Of course they made sure to stock up on edibles and secure a ready supply of beer and Jack Daniels...

Heading out into the majestic wilderness they drove for several hours until hitting upon a likely spot to encounter the Badbobby...

Leaving the truck behind they trapsed of into the bush... Spending several fruitless hours without seeing hide nor hair of a Badbobby.....

Feeling somewhat disappointed and rather footsore the two headed back to their truck... Where upon arriving they were shocked to find a Badbobby perched in the bed of the truck partaking of their Jack Daniels...

With the reflexs of a trained Navy Seal they aimed and fired there rifles... Sending the Badbobby to that great OPP in the sky...

Pausing to check on their prize and make sure the whiskey was in no way damaged they were surprised to meet the ranger from earlier on...
They were even more surprised when he handed them a hefty fine...

"We thought you said it was legal to hunt them" they exclaimed together...

"oh , it's legal to hunt em , eh" replied the ranger.

"it just ain't legal to bait them"

Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD

Thank you for starting my day with a laugh!

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

It's the best thing in the world... Along with a cup of strong dark coffee...

God bless

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Loved it

But...BB being described as a "magnificent beast" was tough to stomach.

BTW, our actions proved well worth "a hefty fine."

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I believe I used the word 'majestic'...
Much easier to stomach...

We only rook the southerners who leave beer in the back of their truck to get warm

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

You guys really started my day.


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old marine Loc: America home of the brave

The men here on the tree farm make Grandpaws secret corn squeezing but it seldom gets aged more than an hour and thats because they cut it to 90 proof with various liquids. Water, tea, coke, or Pepsi.

Once they made a batch and several Fifths were hid and they got so drunk they forgot where they hid them. Those fifths must have "aged" at least a whole week.

bahmer

I didn't know Jack was bait but then again I ain't hunted a badbobby before.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

This was first told to me by a native fellow who worked with my dad...In his version they were hunting indians.... Saw him the last time I was home visiting... Getting on in years but still going strong... Bemoans the fact that all of his best jokes have to be adapted so as not to trigger spoiled white kids...

I like my adaption though... And I think he would agree

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Old jokes are like old wine, they both get better with age.

I liked it.

badbobby Loc: texas

tell me why the beast was named badbobby
I resent being labled a beast

,even a majestic one
Canuck you gradually putting yourself in jeopardy
ask bahm and Slatten what becomes of those who blaspheme badbobby
now I am allowing this one mistake on your part
because I am essentially a forgiving sort
I'm sure after thinking over what you posted
you will come up with a more logical choice
mayhaps that well publicised 'dastardly Marine'
now that would be worth bagging
and you wouldn't get fined
prolly get a medal pinned on your chest

bahmer

Amen and Amen

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Which publicised 'dastardly Marine are you talking about. There is a lot of Marines here on OPPS that would qualify?

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Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

All I can say in my defense is that this was posted before you faxed me the manuel...

And my wife soundly criticized me for my lapse in judgement...

As an olive branch I have left a bottle of Jack, unguarded, in the back of my pickup truck... Feel free to indulge...

badbobby Loc: texas

I only know of one
and you are prolly aware of whom I speak
do you perhaps know more?