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Jan 6, 2019 17:45:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Week 1 - Memo No. 1

We are glad to announce that theWhite house will be adopting Fridays from now on as Casual Day. All employees are free to arrive at work with the casual attire they wish to wear.

Week 2 - Memo No. 2

Attention to all employees: Giant hats and chicken costumes are no longer allowed on Casual Day. Neither are wrestling outfits or edible underclothes.

Week 5 - Memo No. 3

To all employees: The phrase Casual Day refers to attire, not attitude. When on smoke break, please avoid bringing 'joints', bongs or glass pipes to the office. Remember that our conduct dictates our success.



Week 7 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on the appropriate attire and attitude on casual day will be held at 4PM on Friday in the cafeteria. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 8 - Memo No. 5

Following the tragic events of the seminar, the 8 members of the Casual Day Task Force will be seeing to your safety during Casual Day, and will be preparing new guidelines for proper conduct.

Week 12 - Memo No. 6

Attention all employees! The 26 members of the The Casual Day Task Force would like to apologize to Louis' family, he will be missed. Today you will receive the complete, 277-page manual for 'how to relax on Casual Day without receiving a penalty'.

Please see the chapter on 'keep it clean, keep it covered.' for some great tips, as well as the chapter 'Say no to animal costumes' Please read it and memorize for upcoming exam.

Week 16 - Memo No. 7

Good news: Our medical coverage has now been altered to include psychological councelling for trauma. Please fill prescriptions and follow directions in order to be in the right state for Casual Day.

Week 18 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts, several law suits, and an ongoing police investigation, we are sorry to announce that we will be discontinuing Casual Day.

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Jan 6, 2019 18:11:44   #
Gatsby
 
badbobby wrote:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1

We are glad to announce that theWhite house will be adopting Fridays from now on as Casual Day. All employees are free to arrive at work with the casual attire they wish to wear.

Week 2 - Memo No. 2

Attention to all employees: Giant hats and chicken costumes are no longer allowed on Casual Day. Neither are wrestling outfits or edible underclothes.

Week 5 - Memo No. 3

To all employees: The phrase Casual Day refers to attire, not attitude. When on smoke break, please avoid bringing 'joints', bongs or glass pipes to the office. Remember that our conduct dictates our success.



Week 7 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on the appropriate attire and attitude on casual day will be held at 4PM on Friday in the cafeteria. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 8 - Memo No. 5

Following the tragic events of the seminar, the 8 members of the Casual Day Task Force will be seeing to your safety during Casual Day, and will be preparing new guidelines for proper conduct.

Week 12 - Memo No. 6

Attention all employees! The 26 members of the The Casual Day Task Force would like to apologize to Louis' family, he will be missed. Today you will receive the complete, 277-page manual for 'how to relax on Casual Day without receiving a penalty'.

Please see the chapter on 'keep it clean, keep it covered.' for some great tips, as well as the chapter 'Say no to animal costumes' Please read it and memorize for upcoming exam.

Week 16 - Memo No. 7

Good news: Our medical coverage has now been altered to include psychological councelling for trauma. Please fill prescriptions and follow directions in order to be in the right state for Casual Day.

Week 18 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts, several law suits, and an ongoing police investigation, we are sorry to announce that we will be discontinuing Casual Day.
Week 1 - Memo No. 1 br br We are glad to announce... (show quote)


The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,

'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'

Ronald Reagan

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Jan 6, 2019 18:42:41   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1

We are glad to announce that theWhite house will be adopting Fridays from now on as Casual Day. All employees are free to arrive at work with the casual attire they wish to wear.

Week 2 - Memo No. 2

Attention to all employees: Giant hats and chicken costumes are no longer allowed on Casual Day. Neither are wrestling outfits or edible underclothes.

Week 5 - Memo No. 3

To all employees: The phrase Casual Day refers to attire, not attitude. When on smoke break, please avoid bringing 'joints', bongs or glass pipes to the office. Remember that our conduct dictates our success.



Week 7 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on the appropriate attire and attitude on casual day will be held at 4PM on Friday in the cafeteria. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 8 - Memo No. 5

Following the tragic events of the seminar, the 8 members of the Casual Day Task Force will be seeing to your safety during Casual Day, and will be preparing new guidelines for proper conduct.

Week 12 - Memo No. 6

Attention all employees! The 26 members of the The Casual Day Task Force would like to apologize to Louis' family, he will be missed. Today you will receive the complete, 277-page manual for 'how to relax on Casual Day without receiving a penalty'.

Please see the chapter on 'keep it clean, keep it covered.' for some great tips, as well as the chapter 'Say no to animal costumes' Please read it and memorize for upcoming exam.

Week 16 - Memo No. 7

Good news: Our medical coverage has now been altered to include psychological councelling for trauma. Please fill prescriptions and follow directions in order to be in the right state for Casual Day.

Week 18 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts, several law suits, and an ongoing police investigation, we are sorry to announce that we will be discontinuing Casual Day.
Week 1 - Memo No. 1 br br We are glad to announce... (show quote)


Nice one...
I see myself going in an edible wrestling outfit...

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Jan 6, 2019 20:51:22   #
teabag09
 
And I'm going to do my very best to avoid you. Mike
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nice one...
I see myself going in an edible wrestling outfit...

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Jan 6, 2019 21:09:36   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
teabag09 wrote:
And I'm going to do my very best to avoid you. Mike


So... You're the guy in the chicken suit...
This is going to be fun

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Jan 6, 2019 21:10:45   #
teabag09
 
Cluck, Cluck! Mike
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So... You're the guy in the chicken suit...
This is going to be fun

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Jan 6, 2019 22:40:48   #
Y360AZ
 
I am comfortable nude. What would the "casual day task force" think of that?

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Jan 6, 2019 23:22:46   #
teabag09
 
Don't choke the chicken in front of the office staff. Mike
Y360AZ wrote:
I am comfortable nude. What would the "casual day task force" think of that?

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Jan 7, 2019 10:43:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Y360AZ wrote:
I am comfortable nude. What would the "casual day task force" think of that?


pends on what sex you are and whether you really should be showin off your body
you know--some should, some shouldn't

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Jan 7, 2019 12:17:14   #
F.D.R.
 
May I be excused ?

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Jan 7, 2019 18:28:07   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
Well I didn't see where bibs were outlawed so I'm good

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Jan 7, 2019 19:04:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
4430 wrote:
Well I didn't see where bibs were outlawed so I'm good


I'm jus gonna go as I am
everybody thinks I'm a nut case anyhow

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Jan 7, 2019 19:06:10   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm jus gonna go as I am
everybody thinks I'm a nut case anyhow




I like the way you think !

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Jan 8, 2019 00:47:38   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1

We are glad to announce that theWhite house will be adopting Fridays from now on as Casual Day. All employees are free to arrive at work with the casual attire they wish to wear.

Week 2 - Memo No. 2

Attention to all employees: Giant hats and chicken costumes are no longer allowed on Casual Day. Neither are wrestling outfits or edible underclothes.

Week 5 - Memo No. 3

To all employees: The phrase Casual Day refers to attire, not attitude. When on smoke break, please avoid bringing 'joints', bongs or glass pipes to the office. Remember that our conduct dictates our success.



Week 7 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on the appropriate attire and attitude on casual day will be held at 4PM on Friday in the cafeteria. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 8 - Memo No. 5

Following the tragic events of the seminar, the 8 members of the Casual Day Task Force will be seeing to your safety during Casual Day, and will be preparing new guidelines for proper conduct.

Week 12 - Memo No. 6

Attention all employees! The 26 members of the The Casual Day Task Force would like to apologize to Louis' family, he will be missed. Today you will receive the complete, 277-page manual for 'how to relax on Casual Day without receiving a penalty'.

Please see the chapter on 'keep it clean, keep it covered.' for some great tips, as well as the chapter 'Say no to animal costumes' Please read it and memorize for upcoming exam.

Week 16 - Memo No. 7

Good news: Our medical coverage has now been altered to include psychological councelling for trauma. Please fill prescriptions and follow directions in order to be in the right state for Casual Day.

Week 18 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts, several law suits, and an ongoing police investigation, we are sorry to announce that we will be discontinuing Casual Day.
Week 1 - Memo No. 1 br br We are glad to announce... (show quote)


Lolololololololhahahahahaha good one!

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