BadBobby Becomes A Castaway
Jan 2, 2019 07:15:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby traveled on a cruise ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and sinks. H*****g on weakly to a piece of the mast, BB manages to survive and gets washed up on an unknown island. Only problem is, it's so unknown that no ship ever comes near it.
10 years pass on the island, and BB has been alone all this time, that is until one day, he suddenly notices an unusual speck in the distance.
“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. No ship has ever come close.
As the speck gets closer and closer, BB starts to rule out the possibility that it’s a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a beautiful blonde woman wearing scuba gear and a wetsuit.
She approaches BadBobby, who can’t believe his eyes.
She tells him she has a boat nearby, and she just took a swim. The look on BB's face makes her feel a great wave of pity for him.
“Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” she asks him.
“It’s been 10 years,” he replies
.
With that, the woman reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of cigarettes.
BadBobby takes one, lights it and takes a long d**g.
“Man, that is good!” he says, sighing in pleasure.
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of Jack Daniels?” the woman asks.
Trembling, BB explains that it’s also been 10 years.
Sure enough, the woman reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a flask.
BadBobby opens it and takes a swig.
“This is the best day of my life,” he says, grinning in ecstasy.
The woman starts unzipping her long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit and looks at BB seductively.
“Now, how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?” she asks seductively.
With tears in his eyes, BadBobby falls to his knees and sobs.
“Dear Lord! Don’t tell me you’ve got a game of twister in there!”
10 years pass on the island, and BB has been alone all this time, that is until one day, he suddenly notices an unusual speck in the distance.
“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. No ship has ever come close.
As the speck gets closer and closer, BB starts to rule out the possibility that it’s a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a beautiful blonde woman wearing scuba gear and a wetsuit.
She approaches BadBobby, who can’t believe his eyes.
She tells him she has a boat nearby, and she just took a swim. The look on BB's face makes her feel a great wave of pity for him.
“Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” she asks him.
“It’s been 10 years,” he replies
.
With that, the woman reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of cigarettes.
BadBobby takes one, lights it and takes a long d**g.
“Man, that is good!” he says, sighing in pleasure.
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of Jack Daniels?” the woman asks.
Trembling, BB explains that it’s also been 10 years.
Sure enough, the woman reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a flask.
BadBobby opens it and takes a swig.
“This is the best day of my life,” he says, grinning in ecstasy.
The woman starts unzipping her long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit and looks at BB seductively.
“Now, how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?” she asks seductively.
With tears in his eyes, BadBobby falls to his knees and sobs.
“Dear Lord! Don’t tell me you’ve got a game of twister in there!”
Jan 2, 2019 08:34:58 #
Having recently learned Badbobby's age I am impressed... Twister is not for the faint of heart... And while under the influence of JD...
Jan 2, 2019 09:33:09 #
Jan 2, 2019 11:09:33 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Having recently learned Badbobby's age I am impressed... Twister is not for the faint of heart... And while under the influence of JD...
That is all Momma has allowed badbobby for the last 20 years is my guess.
Jan 2, 2019 20:17:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
That is all Momma has allowed badbobby for the last 20 years is my guess.
The lovely and ever-suffering
Mrs. BB, without doubt, rues the day she took in her hapless Squid rather than a stalwart Marine. 
Jan 3, 2019 11:10:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby traveled on a cruise ship. Two days in, t... (show quote)
well I dunno what that there 'twister'thang is
but I've played a lil 'grab ass'
does that count?
BTW
thanks Slat
it's always nice to be talked about
even iff'n it's from your dastardly self
Jan 3, 2019 11:19:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well I dunno what that there 'twister'thang is
but I've played a lil 'grab ass'
does that count?
BTW
thanks Slat
it's always nice to be talked about
even iff'n it's from your dastardly self
but I've played a lil 'grab ass'
does that count?
BTW
thanks Slat
it's always nice to be talked about
even iff'n it's from your dastardly self
BB, when's the last time you "played a lil' grab ass"....maybe in 1979
Jan 3, 2019 12:16:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, when's the last time you "played a lil' grab ass"....maybe in 1979
I'm jus old Slat
I ain't ded
Jan 3, 2019 12:46:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm jus old Slat
I ain't ded
I ain't ded
Admittedly, you are a feisty ol' feller.
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