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I've finally settled on a New Years resolution that, hopefully, I'll stick with.
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Jan 1, 2019 16:20:56   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!



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Jan 1, 2019 16:43:53   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!


Good idea, then there will be less laundry for YOU to wash.

SWMBO

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Jan 1, 2019 17:06:11   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Good idea, then there will be less laundry for YOU to wash.

SWMBO


Hey lady! I'll have you know that Mrs. Bunker hasn't washed a sock, dish, floor, toilet, or anything for the past 6 weeks! And our house is/was immaculate (before the glitter)! She's been working her butt off at the Post Office with crappy hours, and being pushed like a rented mule.
I handle things for my lovely since she's working, and trying so hard!

Still haven't figured out how to fold a bra though, so I just put em in the drawer.....

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Jan 1, 2019 17:18:55   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!


I tried that a few years ago, but have since decided that waking up before I poop is a better goal.

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Jan 1, 2019 17:34:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!

Make sure you hit the bowl, Arch...not the lid.

You don't wan'na pi** off Mrs. Bunker.

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Jan 1, 2019 17:40:27   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!



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Jan 1, 2019 18:36:27   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I tried that a few years ago, but have since decided that waking up before I poop is a better goal.


There is a lot of merit in this post!

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Jan 1, 2019 18:42:46   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Make sure you hit the bowl, Arch...not the lid.

You don't wan'na pi** off Mrs. Bunker.


I'm a well trained, habitual lid lifter, Slats. I even went to the trouble of making sure the seats were down in both bathrooms before the 'kids' showed up yesterday.
I reckon I need to man up, and quit embarrassing us Knuckled**ggers!

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Jan 1, 2019 19:43:24   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Hey lady! I'll have you know that Mrs. Bunker hasn't washed a sock, dish, floor, toilet, or anything for the past 6 weeks! And our house is/was immaculate (before the glitter)! She's been working her butt off at the Post Office with crappy hours, and being pushed like a rented mule.
I handle things for my lovely since she's working, and trying so hard!

Still haven't figured out how to fold a bra though, so I just put em in the drawer.....
Hey lady! I'll have you know that Mrs. Bunker hasn... (show quote)


I surprised my wife by ironing all the clothes once... Have been helping out with the launsry our marriage... But first time giving the iron a spin...Took a few tries but I managed to get the hang of it... T***h be told it got kind of fun... Presented my wife with a stack of beautifully ironed clothes...

Turns out women don't appreciate a perfectly pressed bra...


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Jan 1, 2019 19:55:05   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I surprised my wife by ironing all the clothes once... Have been helping out with the launsry our marriage... But first time giving the iron a spin...Took a few tries but I managed to get the hang of it... T***h be told it got kind of fun... Presented my wife with a stack of beautifully ironed clothes...

Turns out women don't appreciate a perfectly pressed bra...

I surprised my wife by ironing all the clothes onc... (show quote)


Hey, no harm, no foul. She got over it, I'm sure. Just don't use starch on the panties! And if you do, make sure that you have them right side out when you put the crease in the middle!
Some life lessons are tough on a man!!

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Jan 1, 2019 21:39:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Hey, no harm, no foul. She got over it, I'm sure. Just don't use starch on the panties! And if you do, make sure that you have them right side out when you put the crease in the middle!
Some life lessons are tough on a man!!


It's one of her favorite stories...
Usually ends it with "superior sex my %$$"...

Starch on panties
Kind of defeats the purpose

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Jan 1, 2019 21:41:54   #
rumitoid
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm gonna wake up before I go pee for the entire year!


And during the day, what to do about that possible passing of wind? Is it or isn't it? But that's more my dilemma and hard to make a resolution about. Are such things how we old guys get the "second childhood" label?

There is this great joke I do not quite remember where there are two Med students walking down the street and they see this man with a highly unusual gait. Each of them suggest some medical syndrome as the cause. They introduce themselves to the man, say they are Med students, and apologize for asking why he walks the way he does. He asks each to give their diagnosis, saying to each after they answer that they were wrong. Then he says, "Hey, don't worry fellas, I was wrong too. I thought it was a fart." Love that joke.

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Jan 1, 2019 21:45:24   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
rumitoid wrote:
And during the day, what to do about that possible passing of wind? Is it or isn't it? But that's more my dilemma and hard to make a resolution about. Are such things how we old guys get the "second childhood" label?


There's a second childhood?
Wonderful... My resolution is to make all the same mistakes , but sooner and with more flare..

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Jan 1, 2019 21:50:06   #
rumitoid
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
There's a second childhood?
Wonderful... My resolution is to make all the same mistakes , but sooner and with more flare..


Beautiful ambition.

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Jan 1, 2019 21:54:38   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
rumitoid wrote:
Beautiful ambition.


A wife is asking where she falls in my ambition...
For the life of me I can't think of an answer that won't get me fryingpanned

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