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bahmer has an affair
Jan 1, 2019 13:26:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.



The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''



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Jan 1, 2019 13:39:11   #
Lonewolf
 
That was good thanks

badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.



The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (show quote)

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Jan 1, 2019 14:00:30   #
Comment Loc: California
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.



The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (show quote)




Many Hahas.

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Jan 1, 2019 14:08:26   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.



The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (show quote)

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No "Bahmer" would have said "Amen and Amen"

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Jan 1, 2019 15:41:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.



The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (show quote)


They were very hungry moths I might say.

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Jan 1, 2019 16:05:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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No "Bahmer" would have said "Amen and Amen"


he can say it now

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Jan 1, 2019 21:57:46   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Bravo...
It's dangerous to get in your crosshairs Badbobby... But great fun for those of us watching from the bleachers...

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Jan 2, 2019 09:40:11   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
he can say it now


Amen and Amen

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Jan 2, 2019 16:31:01   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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No "Bahmer" would have said "Amen and Amen"


LOL


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