badbobby Loc: texas

four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date,badbobby's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. bb's fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find bb sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer.

“Heck bb, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, “Guess who?”

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.



She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place, looked like something out of a movie.

Well, she’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey or something. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, ‘Honey, you can do wh**ever you want.’

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I hope the fishing trip was worth it.

badbobby Loc: texas

We shall find out

bahmer

Methinks that you will be in the dog house for many moons to come.
That's injun speak for boy did you screw up big this time.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mrs. BB has regretted, countless times, letting those Marines get away when she settled instead for fisherman BadBobby.

badbobby Loc: texas

not so your dastardliness
tol me last week
she wouldn't trade this one Swabby for a dozen Jarheads
methinks she had been sneakin sum a my Jack
at the time

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Methinks, in a life with you, the poor dear undoubtedly needs all the 'Jack' she can consume.

badbobby Loc: texas

and you are a member of which tribe

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Don't know to which tribe Bahmer belongs, but he is revered as Chief Shooting The Bull.

bahmer

Me the medicine man in badbobby's tribe learn from badbobby himself.

badbobby Loc: texas

also known as s**ttin bull

bahmer

That would be the fisherman s**ttin bull

badbobby Loc: texas

thought you had given up fishin

wolffy

How about Chief running dummy!

bahmer

I have, I was just correcting your statement, is all.