When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewher... (
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And we both enjoyed the parrot--stuffed with bacon and celery . No use for a frustrated parrot, even one that finally shut up.
NPP and SWMBO
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewher... (
show quote)
Kevyn told Bahmer, " I know when I die you will be right there to spit on my grave." Bahmer replied, " Not me, I h**e standing in long lines."
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewher... (
show quote)
BB, just like Dale Carnegie, you continue to make friends and influence people. Long ago, you learned to stop worrying and enjoy life.
Ya' durn Squid.
Again, Happy New Year, ol' feller.
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewher... (
show quote)
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
Would someone introduce me to said daughter?
AuntiE wrote:
Would someone introduce me to said daughter?
You will have to talk to babdobby about that AuntiE.
since you don't have one
I''l offer you one a mine
AuntiE wrote:
Would someone introduce me to said daughter?
but beware
she'll have her hand out
badbobby wrote:
since you don't have one
I''l offer you one a mine
That may cause a rift in your family.
badbobby wrote:
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewhere else! . Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'OPP jokes!
Archie's wife wakes up her husband in the middle of the night.
"What happened?" Archie asks worriedly.
"Nothing..." said his wife, "I just don't understand how you can sleep with such a small salary."
* * *
Peewee tell his daughter: "My darling, don't marry this man. He's crippled, ugly and an orphan."
The daughter, surprised and angry, tells him: "I only care about love, daddy, I don't care about his looks or his background."
Peeweer says to her: "I'm not talking about that. Don't you think he's suffered enough?"
* * *
moldy oldy goes to the doctor and complains: "Doc I have a problem, my wife is c***ting on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole c***ting and horns thing is only a metaphor.
moldy breaths in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
* * *
Two OPP husbands are talking.
One says: "My best friend, Jimmy, ran away with my wife."
The second asks: "Is he still your best friend?"
"Not since he brought her back."
* * *
N P says to his friend Slatten: "Don't ask, my parrot died."
Slatten: "Of old age?"
"No, of frustration. Since I got married he hasn't been able to get a word in edgewise."
* * *
A AuntiE asks her daughter: "I understand you've been having some disagreements with your fiance' about the wedding?"
The daughter: "Just small things, like I want a white dress and he doesn't want to get married."
* * *
"Will you cry at my funeral?" Asks Canuck
"Sure," answers the wife, "you know I cry over the silliest things."
When we sayOPP, we don't mean people from somewher... (
show quote)
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby and Happy New Year to you and yours...
My wife says your a gentleman for leaving out the "little"...
badbobby wrote:
AuntiE sounded lonely
jus tryin to help
Yeah, BB, you're one heck'uva guy.
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, BB, you're one heck'uva guy.
thanks Slat
I know you mean that from your heart
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby and Happy New Year ... (
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I don't know that much about you Canuck
yet
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