A smile for a change
Dec 30, 2018 15:31:23 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
I Was Thinking ....
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
Dec 30, 2018 15:42:27 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
no propaganda please wrote:
I Was Thinking .... br br br br I used to eat... (show quote)
Very funny,NPP...Thank you for the laughs,i needed them...
Dec 30, 2018 15:44:12 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
proud republican wrote:
Very funny,NPP...Thank you for the laughs,i needed... (show quote)
So did I, that's why, when a friend sent them to me I had to pass them on.
Dec 30, 2018 15:45:05 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
no propaganda please wrote:
So did I, that's why, when a friend sent them to me I had to pass them on.
They are actually pretty smart questions....
Dec 30, 2018 15:50:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
"Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"
The above is what always garnered my attention and bewilderment. I still can't understand why that is so.
The above is what always garnered my attention and bewilderment. I still can't understand why that is so.
Dec 30, 2018 16:07:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
"Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"
The above is what always garnered my attention and bewilderment. I still can't understand why that is so.
The above is what always garnered my attention and bewilderment. I still can't understand why that is so.
It's because when you blow in his/her face it lacks their challenge of dodging insects. At least that's the only reason I can think of. In my case it is to avoid my smoking; insects be damned.
Dec 30, 2018 16:14:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BTW, NPP/SWMBO: I spoke with BearK again today. She is doing somewhat better, but it still suffering from pain. She told me to let you and all others know how much she appreciated your thoughts and prayers.
Dec 30, 2018 16:19:33 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I Was Thinking .... br br br br I used to eat... (show quote)
The questions you posted are very fair to question. The bottom line is that this is proof we all live (for a short while) in an insane world. God bless us all. I hope he/she/it comes to save us soon.
Dec 30, 2018 16:35:40 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, NPP/SWMBO: I spoke with BearK again today. She is doing somewhat better, but it still suffering from pain. She told me to let you and all others know how much she appreciated your thoughts and prayers.
Thank you for the update. Tell her we send our love and concerns.
NPP and SWMBO
Dec 30, 2018 16:38:49 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I Was Thinking .... br br br br I used to eat... (show quote)
Sooooo many questions~~~lololo that will keep some busy for a few days~~~
Dec 30, 2018 17:44:54 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I Was Thinking .... br br br br I used to eat... (show quote)
Haha, caught me! I did try singing those two songs. Fun and very funny. Thank you.
Dec 30, 2018 19:59:10 #
I have always assumed that it was my breath that drove the dog crazy...
Dog : So there was steak in the fridge. And is that sausage I detect? Grrr... Grrrrr...
Me : It was my steak. Sausage makes an excellent garnish. You have your fancy dogfood and the bone. Grrr back at you... Grrr... Grrrr...
My wife : Who ate all the sausage? I thought you just had steak?! Grrrr... Grrrr...
Yes... Nothing like sticking yout head out the car window til that frying pan headache goes away...
Dog : So there was steak in the fridge. And is that sausage I detect? Grrr... Grrrrr...
Me : It was my steak. Sausage makes an excellent garnish. You have your fancy dogfood and the bone. Grrr back at you... Grrr... Grrrr...
My wife : Who ate all the sausage? I thought you just had steak?! Grrrr... Grrrr...
Yes... Nothing like sticking yout head out the car window til that frying pan headache goes away...
Dec 31, 2018 12:42:50 #
Thank you for the mind burners, still laffn. Has anyone ever thought , why they call a hemmroid a hemroid. And an astroid an astroid?? And Beark prayers from here to you.
Dec 31, 2018 13:13:34 #
Dec 31, 2018 13:40:09 #
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Loc: California
no propaganda please wrote:
I Was Thinking .... br br br br I used to eat... (show quote)
What do U comprehend when one says, "I don't think?"
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