Badbobby buys a hamburger, french fries, and a drink.
Dec 28, 2018 11:25:45 #
Badbobby placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As badbobby began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
Badbobby said they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time Mrs. badbobby said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as badbobby finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As badbobby began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
Badbobby said they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time Mrs. badbobby said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as badbobby finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "THE TEETH!"
Dec 28, 2018 14:02:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby placed an order for one hamburger, French... (show quote)
Now, there's a joke one can sink their teeth into.
Dec 28, 2018 15:26:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
Now, there's a joke one can sink their teeth into.
I'm wondering if he caught any fish?
Dec 28, 2018 16:17:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I'm wondering if he caught any fish?
He'll eventually get back to us with some exaggerated tale of his fishing prowess. 
He probably just caught a cold.
Dec 28, 2018 16:19:32 #
slatten49 wrote: He'll eventually get back to us with some exaggerated tale of his fishing prowess.
He probably just caught a cold.
He'll eventually get back to us with some exaggerated tale of his fishing prowess. He probably just caught a cold.
If he was up here that would be very probable.
Dec 29, 2018 15:58:25 #
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby placed an order for one hamburger, French... (show quote)
Mama says for me to get you bahm
guess I'll have to
Dec 29, 2018 15:59:51 #
badbobby wrote:
Mama says for me to get you bahm
guess I'll have to
guess I'll have to
I don't believe mama would ever say anything like that she is to sweet. She even puts up with you .
Dec 29, 2018 16:04:23 #
bahmer wrote:
I don't believe mama would ever say anything like that she is to sweet. She even puts up with you .
Mama don't take kindly to jokes at her expense
be ready bahm
Dec 29, 2018 16:07:08 #
badbobby wrote:
Mama don't take kindly to jokes at her expense
be ready bahm
be ready bahm
Tell her I am very sorry and won't do it again.
Dec 29, 2018 16:22:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Mama says for me to get you bahm
guess I'll have to
guess I'll have to
Go for his jugular, BB.
Dec 29, 2018 16:30:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
Go for his jugular, BB.
Boy those dastardly Marines are fight there by your side when you need them.
Dec 29, 2018 16:33:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Boy those dastardly Marines are fight there by your side when you need them.
It was the "teeth thang," Bahmer.
That was just wrong.
Dec 29, 2018 16:37:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
It was the "teeth thang," Bahmer.
That was just wrong.
That was just wrong.
I know many way younger than badbobby and mama where that teeth thing is appropriate.
Dec 29, 2018 17:40:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Go for his jugular, BB.
you stay outta this Slat
it's tween buds
supposedly
I'm beginnin to wonder
Dec 29, 2018 17:41:42 #
bahmer wrote:
I know many way younger than badbobby and mama where that teeth thing is appropriate.
That is what they call spreading gossip there badbobby.
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