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Dec 27, 2018 13:33:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when - in his excitement - his car went out of control and crashed into an oak tree.

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood.

joke
He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied:

"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."


The husband was thinking to himself: "Oh no, what has he done now?"


And he said with trepidation: "Well what did you name them?"

joke


The brother replied: "I named the little girl Denise."


The husband, relieved, said: "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"


"Denephew," the brother replied.

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Dec 27, 2018 15:00:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when - in his excitement - his car went out of control and crashed into an oak tree.

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood.

joke
He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied:

"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."


The husband was thinking to himself: "Oh no, what has he done now?"


And he said with trepidation: "Well what did you name them?"

joke


The brother replied: "I named the little girl Denise."


The husband, relieved, said: "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"


"Denephew," the brother replied.
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with t... (show quote)


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Dec 27, 2018 20:26:19   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
If I may be so bold... Deplorable

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Dec 28, 2018 16:46:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
If I may be so bold... Deplorable


cousins name is Decompression 3rd

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