badbobby Loc: texas

The results of some very recent research from a renowned and illustrious educational institution have conclusively and shockingly revealed that, contrary to all expectations and hopes, there are 7 kinds of sex. Here are the findings of this groundbreaking study:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night (very popular).


The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex

This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.



And, last, but not least:

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!

moldyoldy

Number 8, necrophilia sex, when she says over my dead body.

bahmer

You sound as though you are very knowledgeable on all the different ways of having sex except for the Courtroom Sex. May you and your wife never ever have the Courtroom Sex from what I have heard it is brutal.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Number nine: When you get good and comfortable then tell her this is how her sister likes it too, then HANG ON!

bahmer

That may lead to the Courtroom Sex.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I am not sure of the scientific accuracy of this study...
I just tried to explain to my wife why it's important to pay into Social Security before we start collecting... Wound up having hallway sex instead.... Told her to be careful or I might just give entrepreneurial sex a try.... Her reply was that my do-it-yourself attitude was why she married me in the first place...

Thanks for the laughs Badbobby
Merry Christmas

badbobby Loc: texas

experience moldy???

badbobby Loc: texas

more than may

badbobby Loc: texas

I hear that there 'entrepreneurial sex' is sumpin else
would you recommend it?
happy new year Canuck

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You sound like a man of considerable experience, BB.

And, a remarkable memory.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

You'all forgot senior sex.... Uh what was we talkin bout?

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Rodeo sex.

badbobby Loc: texas

hey Armi
how are ya bud
still worme farmin???

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm tryin to recimember whut that there 'entrepreneurial sex'is all about
I'm sure you can help me
Canuck evidently wants to keep it secret

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Sorry...
My entrepreneurial spirit isn't what it used to be...
Takes second hand to a game of crib.. (Never thought I'd say those words)...
"Entrepreneurial sex"... When one starts out alone, works hard , and hopes he builds something worthwhile for others to join in on...