Badbobby the most social person in the world.
Dec 25, 2018 16:30:54 #
Badbobby is a good worker, social and nice, but he keeps missing all company events. Eventually, his boss Slatten calls him to his office demanding an explanation why Badbobby can't be a team player and come.
"I'm sorry Slatten," Said Badbobby, "I'm just so busy with all the people I already know, sometimes it seems I know everyone there is to know. Anyone famous at least."
"What do you mean?!?" Asks the boss with derision. "Who can you possibly know?"
"Name someone famous," shrugged Badbobby, "I'll bet you I know him."
Amused, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Badbobby, how about... Tom Cruise? You know Tom Cruise, Badbobby?" He smirks.
"Oh yeah Slatten, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Badbobby and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
"Badbobby! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Badbobby's boss Slatten is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Badbobby that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Badbobby says.
"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Badbobby says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Trump spots Badbobby on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Badbobby, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in, let me get you two a beer first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Badbobby, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"Pope Francis," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Badbobby. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Badbobby and his boss Slatten are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Badbobby says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Badbobby emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Badbobby returns, he finds that his boss Slatten has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Badbobby asks him, "What happened?"
His boss Slatten looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the heck is that on the balcony with Badbobby?'"
"I'm sorry Slatten," Said Badbobby, "I'm just so busy with all the people I already know, sometimes it seems I know everyone there is to know. Anyone famous at least."
"What do you mean?!?" Asks the boss with derision. "Who can you possibly know?"
"Name someone famous," shrugged Badbobby, "I'll bet you I know him."
Amused, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Badbobby, how about... Tom Cruise? You know Tom Cruise, Badbobby?" He smirks.
"Oh yeah Slatten, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Badbobby and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
"Badbobby! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Badbobby's boss Slatten is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Badbobby that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Badbobby says.
"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Badbobby says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Trump spots Badbobby on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Badbobby, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in, let me get you two a beer first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Badbobby, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"Pope Francis," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Badbobby. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Badbobby and his boss Slatten are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Badbobby says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Badbobby emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Badbobby returns, he finds that his boss Slatten has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Badbobby asks him, "What happened?"
His boss Slatten looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the heck is that on the balcony with Badbobby?'"
Dec 25, 2018 17:54:30 #
Dec 25, 2018 18:07:30 #
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby is a good worker, social and nice, but he... (show quote)
although I've been around the block numerous times bahm
I dunno everyone
now iffn you had made that Slatten
I'da believed every word
Dec 25, 2018 18:11:35 #
badbobby wrote:
although I've been around the block numerous times bahm
I dunno everyone
now iffn you had made that Slatten
I'da believed every word
I dunno everyone
now iffn you had made that Slatten
I'da believed every word
I debated with myself and you won hands down you know you being a sailor and all.
It had to be because sailors see the world and they body that's anybody.
Dec 25, 2018 19:05:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
How could BB be a good worker when he retired about thirty years ago...or, he retired from everything except fishing and bad poker-playing.
Dec 25, 2018 20:10:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
How could BB be a good worker when he retired about thirty years ago...or, he retired from everything except fishing and bad poker-playing.
I retired playin poker with Marines
then I played with you and Papi
took everything you had an
then foolishly accepted IOUs from the both of you
pay me Slat
Dec 26, 2018 14:38:56 #
Dec 26, 2018 16:26:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I retired playin poker with Marines
then I played with you and Papi
took everything you had an
then foolishly accepted IOUs from the both of you
pay me Slat
then I played with you and Papi
took everything you had an
then foolishly accepted IOUs from the both of you
pay me Slat
It should be clear to anyone who bothers to read or listen to you on this forum: I pay no attention to you a'tall
Why start now, especially when it is you that owes me...big time
Dec 26, 2018 16:34:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
It should be clear to anyone who bothers to read or listen to you on this forum: I pay no attention to you a'tall
Why start now, especially when it is you that owes me...big time
Why start now, especially when it is you that owes me...big time
Have you heard anything from Papa Gringo as of late, I was wondering how his Christmas went?
Dec 26, 2018 16:37:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Have you heard anything from Papa Gringo as of late, I was wondering how his Christmas went?
Last time I talked with Salty, he was about to tended to by his physical therapist. Although he is Jewish, I'll call and find out about Christmas.
Dec 26, 2018 16:43:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Last time I talked with Salty, he was about to tended to by his physical therapist. Although he is Jewish, I'll call and find out about Christmas.
I didn't know he was Jewish forget about Christmas then as he may have celebrated a different holiday than Christmas like Hanukkah and it weas earlier this year than Dec. 25. I believe it was Dec. 2nd through Dec. 10th.
Dec 26, 2018 18:23:47 #
bahmer wrote:
Have you heard anything from Papa Gringo as of late, I was wondering how his Christmas went?
Papi is alive and doin ok
he wished me happy hanukkah
Dec 26, 2018 18:27:12 #
badbobby wrote:
Papi is alive and doin ok
he wished me happy hanukkah
he wished me happy hanukkah
Thank you badbobby I was just concerned as I haven't seen him posting lately.
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