badbobby goes on a cruise
Dec 25, 2018 16:25:45 #
badbobby went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave him the drink, and bb said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 92 birthday, and it's today."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."
As bb finished his drink, a woman, to his right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."
bb said, "Thank you, how nice of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming up," said the bartender.
As bb finished that drink, a man, to his left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." bb said, "Thank you very much, . Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said.
As he gave bb the drink, this time, he said, "Sir, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
bb giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."
As bb finished his drink, a woman, to his right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."
bb said, "Thank you, how nice of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming up," said the bartender.
As bb finished that drink, a man, to his left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." bb said, "Thank you very much, . Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said.
As he gave bb the drink, this time, he said, "Sir, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
bb giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
Dec 25, 2018 16:39:51 #
badbobby wrote:
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I don't know if it is your birthday to day or not but watch out for that water it goes right through you. If it is your birthday then happy Birthday if not forget it.
Dec 25, 2018 16:44:39 #
bahmer wrote:
I don't know if it is your birthday to day or not but watch out for that water it goes right through you. If it is your birthday then happy Birthday if not forget it.
not for a while bahm
Dec 25, 2018 16:50:07 #
Dec 27, 2018 00:40:28 #
My dad drank gin martinis, would not drink water as what it did to radiators. He was a career Marine. Mike
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