old couple: An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

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Dec 24, 2018 20:03:01 #

badbobby Loc: texas

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively.

“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered: “Is that one word or two?”

Dec 24, 2018 20:40:08 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been... (show quote)

I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,

You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..

Thank You for being such a wonderful person...

Merry Christmas, my dear friend..

Merry Christmas, my dear friend.....

Dec 25, 2018 00:01:52 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been... (show quote)

I know I can't compete with a response from L-J for your attention...but, that was a good-un, BB.

Dec 25, 2018 01:46:55 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Nicely done...
Hope I am that witty when I reach my Golden years...

Dec 25, 2018 09:46:25 #

bahmer

lindajoy wrote:

I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,

You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..

Thank You for being such a wonderful person...

Is that a picture of badbobby's house complete with an outdoor bath I see.

Dec 25, 2018 09:50:17 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

Is that a picture of badbobby's house complete with an outdoor bath I see.

If it is, I'd pay to see BB get up that ladder/stairway to the front door.

Dec 25, 2018 09:51:35 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

Is that a picture of badbobby's house complete with an outdoor bath I see.

double hit

Dec 25, 2018 11:12:32 #

badbobby Loc: texas

lindajoy wrote:

I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,

You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..

Thank You for being such a wonderful person...

you .my lovely lady
are much too kind
thank you
and may you have many many more Merry Christmases

Dec 25, 2018 11:15:14 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

If it is, I'd pay to see BB get up that ladder/stairway to the front door.

Hey I could climb that ladder turn and dive off and
climb it again
I'm old
but I ain't done

Dec 27, 2018 12:51:18 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

Hey I could climb that ladder turn and dive off and
climb it again
I'm old
but I ain't done

Yeah, you're done...need a fork put in ya'.

Dec 27, 2018 12:53:00 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

slatten49 wrote:

Yeah, you're done...need a fork put in ya'.

Lolololololll

Dec 27, 2018 12:58:17 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lindajoy wrote:

Lolololololll

A pitchfork, as he's a tough old bird...er, uh, Squid.

Dec 27, 2018 13:05:16 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Yeah, you're done...need a fork put in ya'.

wanna race?
I'd give you a head start
cause I know how decrepit you are

Dec 27, 2018 13:09:16 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

wanna race?
I'd give you a head start
cause I know how decrepit you are

First, let me time your 100 yd. dash on my calendar. Then, I'll let you know.

Dec 27, 2018 13:30:06 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

slatten49 wrote:

First, let me time your 100 yd. dash on my calendar. Then, I'll let you know.

Calender~~~ lololololololololooolool omg lolololl

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