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Join a Nudist Colony
Dec 23, 2018 06:50:51   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Join a Nudist Colony


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?”
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?”
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day...... I'm outta here.”

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Dec 23, 2018 07:17:33   #
American Vet
 
Really, really bad - but so true. :) :)

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Dec 23, 2018 07:43:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Join a Nudist Colony


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?”
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?”
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day...... I'm outta here.”
Join a Nudist Colony br br br A man joins a very... (show quote)


Thanks, Eagle, for helping me start my day with a smile.

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Dec 23, 2018 09:45:02   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Thanks for the laugh!

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Dec 24, 2018 09:12:00   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Join a Nudist Colony


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?”
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?”
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day...... I'm outta here.”
Join a Nudist Colony br br br A man joins a very... (show quote)


Good one eagleye13 quick cure for farting for sure.

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Dec 24, 2018 12:45:53   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Join a Nudist Colony


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?”
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?”
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day...... I'm outta here.”
Join a Nudist Colony br br br A man joins a very... (show quote)


Now that was a real rib tickler.

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Dec 29, 2018 07:18:52   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Join a Nudist Colony


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?”
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?”
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.”
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day...... I'm outta here.”
Join a Nudist Colony br br br A man joins a very... (show quote)


Since your post of 12-23 entitled "Join a Nudist Colony", this post has 613 views. I find it an interesting observation of Human Nature, that so many have chosen to view this titled subject.

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Dec 29, 2018 12:20:32   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
ACP45 wrote:
Since your post of 12-23 entitled "Join a Nudist Colony", this post has 613 views. I find it an interesting observation of Human Nature, that so many have chosen to view this titled subject.


Yep! a lot of people are looking for a laugh.

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