badbobby Loc: texas

: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!...
- What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey....
- What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)....
- Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry....›

- What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy....
- Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef....›
- Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... ››
- Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range....
- Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble....
- Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood....
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- Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range....

bahmer

Oh please.

Nella Loc: La Porte, Texas

Sums me up nicely, cept you left out trucks, trains, rain, mama, prison and getting drunk

That’s cool though, I’ll own it

badbobby Loc: texas

'The best country song ever'
that could be another post