Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

Or, if i axed, for watermelon wine, would youse axe me if'n i wuz a negroe?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

pafret Loc: Northeast

Hah! It has been many years since I last heard a Garatchky joke.

badbobby Loc: texas

still a goodun

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

Q. What does it say on the bottom of a Polish Coke bottle?

A. Open other end.

pafret Loc: Northeast

Polish Airways first supersonic passenger plane was on its maiden flight across the Atlantic from Warsaw to New York City USA. The plane went down in mid-ocean and the subsequent investigation revealed the cause. They had run out of coal.