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three guys and a girl
Dec 9, 2018 13:03:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Three handsome guys are walking down the street when they see the lovely Linda Joy

The three males fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, Linda decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

Slatten (a dastardly Marine) speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said Linda, “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”



She turned to bahmer and said: “How well can you do,good lookin?"

“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” blurts bahmer.



“My, my,” said Linda, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as Slatten's sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the guys and says, “How about you, handsome Sailor?”

The last of the three, statuesque in stature and big in fame and finesse, is badbobby

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Slat and bahm and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Dec 9, 2018 14:41:10   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Three handsome guys are walking down the street when they see the lovely Linda Joy

The three males fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, Linda decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

Slatten (a dastardly Marine) speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said Linda, “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”



She turned to bahmer and said: “How well can you do,good lookin?"

“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” blurts bahmer.



“My, my,” said Linda, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as Slatten's sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the guys and says, “How about you, handsome Sailor?”

The last of the three, statuesque in stature and big in fame and finesse, is badbobby

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Slat and bahm and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
Three handsome guys are walking down the street wh... (show quote)


I think that that story has been totally annihilated by now.

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Dec 10, 2018 07:14:27   #
meridianlesilie Loc: mars
 
badbobby wrote:
Three handsome guys are walking down the street when they see the lovely Linda Joy

The three males fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, Linda decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

Slatten (a dastardly Marine) speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said Linda, “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”



She turned to bahmer and said: “How well can you do,good lookin?"

“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” blurts bahmer.



“My, my,” said Linda, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as Slatten's sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the guys and says, “How about you, handsome Sailor?”

The last of the three, statuesque in stature and big in fame and finesse, is badbobby

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Slat and bahm and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."
Three handsome guys are walking down the street wh... (show quote)


good story

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