BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.




great pun!!! Thanks for the smile







“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

BadBobby, Bahmer and Peewee are walking down the street when they see a beautiful and enticing female.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
All are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The cocky Senior Squid speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said she. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the Fighting Illini and said: “How well can you do?”
“Ummm...I H**E liver and cheese,” clumsily blurts Bahmer.

“My, my,” said the woman, “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as bad as the Old Squid's sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, short in stature but big in confidence and finesse, is the charming & effervescent Peewee.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to BadBobby and Bahmer and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine."

It appears that it is you that was "too little, too late,"...about 4-5 hours later than mine.

I will give you some credit for your imagination by injecting LindaJoy into the mix. I didn't want to single out any of the lovely ladies on OPP, as there are so many of 'em. BTW, good luck explaining to Kankune and all the others that they weren't worth your mentioning.

It appears that it is you that was "too little, too late,"...about 4-5 hours later than mine.

I will give you some credit for your imagination (though mine was more believable) by injecting LindaJoy into the mix. I didn't want to single out any of the lovely ladies on OPP, as there are so many of 'em. BTW, good luck explaining to Kankune and all the others that they weren't worth your mentioning.