If I happen to disappear in the next 24 hours.....
Oct 19, 2018 13:38:11 #
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture! 
Oct 19, 2018 13:46:52 #
archie bunker wrote:
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture!
You are in deep doo-doo archie it was nice knowing you.
Oct 19, 2018 14:12:29 #
archie bunker wrote:
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture!
Lolololololololhahahahahaha you're toast!!!
Oct 19, 2018 14:52:57 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
archie bunker wrote:
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture!
Isn't it nice that you share lunch with your dog. Hope you allowed him to clean up the dishes and then you put them away. don't worry, I won't tell on you.
NPP
Oct 19, 2018 15:15:26 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Isn't it nice that you share lunch with your dog. Hope you allowed him to clean up the dishes and then you put them away. don't worry, I won't tell on you.
NPP
NPP
It reminds me of that joke where the grandfather kept saying that the dishes were as clean as cold water could get them and hen the guy finds out that the dogs name is cold water.
Oct 19, 2018 15:27:51 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bahmer wrote:
It reminds me of that joke where the grandfather kept saying that the dishes were as clean as cold water could get them and hen the guy finds out that the dogs name is cold water.
I always heard it as nine waters could get them.
Oct 19, 2018 16:25:34 #
working class stiff
Loc: N. Carolina
archie bunker wrote:
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture!
Yeah, great move Mr. Bunker. From what you've told us, your wife is quite capable of disappearing you. The real question is: would anyone blame her?
Oct 19, 2018 16:28:46 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
archie bunker wrote:
Call the authorities! It won't be because I'm suspended from OPP. It'll be because I just finished my lunch, and sent my wife this picture!
No problem! Tell your wife that you couldn’t deprive your dog from sharing such a wonderful lunch with him! Now! You would have had a problem if the dog had of refused to eat the wonderful lunch!
Oct 19, 2018 17:26:03 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Isn't it nice that you share lunch with your dog. Hope you allowed him to clean up the dishes and then you put them away. don't worry, I won't tell on you.
NPP
NPP
She didn't even mention the plate!
It's even better than that! Any change in that dog's diet results in methane emissions that could be used for r**t control, and he sleeps on her side of the bed! 
Thinking on my feet, I told her that since my little sister will be in town, and spending the weekend with us, I'll move his blanket into the room she'll be sleeping in.
Oct 19, 2018 17:29:20 #
working class stiff wrote:
Yeah, great move Mr. Bunker. From what you've told us, your wife is quite capable of disappearing you. The real question is: would anyone blame her?
Well..........I would blame her!
Oct 20, 2018 18:01:23 #
archie bunker wrote:
Well..........I would blame her!
me too Arch
I would sorely miss my 'redneck' bud
a little bit anyhow
BTW
Tell your lovely wife that Slat was the culprit
Oct 20, 2018 23:42:03 #
badbobby wrote:
me too Arch br I would sorely miss my 'redneck' bu... (show quote)
Thanks BB!
Why is it that a person of my youthful age can only relate to prehistoric creatures such as yourself?
I think I must have been born too late.
Oct 21, 2018 14:14:33 #
archie bunker wrote:
Thanks BB!
Why is it that a person of my youthful age can only relate to prehistoric creatures such as yourself?
I think I must have been born too late.
Why is it that a person of my youthful age can only relate to prehistoric creatures such as yourself?
I think I must have been born too late.
us prehistoric creatures just appreciate rednecks
and we are sympathetic to those too young to have learned a lot about living
Oct 21, 2018 14:39:43 #
Pretty nice looking dish washer ya got there Arch I can't why there's a problem !
Oct 21, 2018 18:02:02 #
4430 wrote:
Pretty nice looking dish washer ya got there Arch I can't why there's a problem !
Well, Deere one, my sister was here this weekend, and fed him German sausage from her plate Saturday. She loves him, and let him sleep in her room.
Well sir, I was awakened at 3:30 am by the sound of him, and her milling around.
I got up, and she was on the back porch smoking.
When I asked her what was up, she said: He farted, and......I can still taste it! It was THICK!
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