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Sep 12, 2018 19:52:30   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
 
Sep 12, 2018 20:26:39   #
old marine (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."

Good one.🤔😏🤗😉😁😎
Sep 12, 2018 21:22:33   #
kankune (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."

Zing....loved it!!
Sep 12, 2018 21:30:30   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
old marine wrote:
Good one.🤔😏🤗😉😁😎


Sep 12, 2018 22:14:32   #
moldyoldy (a regular here)
 
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"
"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good,” says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"
Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."


A priest and a rabbi are arguing over the meaning of a word. They cannot seem to get anywhere, and finally the rabbi says to the priest “Look, Father.. we aren’t getting anywhere with this, maybe we need a different perspective… let’s ask the Imam!” The priest agrees and they go to the mosque.
“Please, Reverend Imam,” says the priest “We’ve been arguing all day long over this. Maybe you can help us!”
“Help you with what?” the Imam asks.
“Help us answer this question,” says the rabbi “What is the difference between an accident and a mistake?”
The Imam thinks for a moment, goes and studies the Qur’an, and returns “Well, gentlemen,” he says “I can best explain it this way: Donald Trump is walking down a street when a car careens out of control, and plows into him, turning him into sidewalk pizza. That is an accident.”
The two men nod “Continue,” says the priest.
“Well, then the President is walking down the same street, and a car is approaching… the driver recognizes Trump, he hits the brake and manages to avoid striking him… And that, gentlemen… is a mistake!”


During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson.

"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

“Very impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean”
"Oh, I know", replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot."
Sep 13, 2018 01:22:20   #
Radiance3 (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."


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Eagle, I know you are portraying this as a joke. But obviously to the ignorant, and Catholic haters, they will assume as is. Not desirable to put for the dumb won't be able to discern.

"Thou shall not bear false witness against they neighbor." This commandment is not a JOKE.
 
Sep 13, 2018 08:48:07   #
old marine (a regular here)
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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Eagle, I know you are portraying this as a joke. But obviously to the ignorant, and Catholic haters, they will assume as is. Not desirable to put for the dumb won't be able to discern.

"Thou shall not bear false witness against they neighbor." This commandment is not a JOKE.

I have nothing against Catholic's as a mater of fact I had a few relatives and employees that were Catholic's.

I see nothing where Eagle is a Catholic hater or even bearing false witness against anyone.

What I saw was a funny joke and got a good laugh from it.

Now a Socialist Democrat would do like they do with something said by President Trump twist it all around to make it sound ugly.
Sep 13, 2018 09:40:18   #
Radiance3 (a regular here)
 
old marine wrote:
I have nothing against Catholic's as a mater of fact I had a few relatives and employees that were Catholic's.

I see nothing where Eagle is a Catholic hater or even bearing false witness against anyone.

What I saw was a funny joke and got a good laugh from it.

Now a Socialist Democrat would do like they do with something said by President Trump twist it all around to make it sound ugly.

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Thanks for your reply Old Marine. I know there are so many Catholic haters in this OPP.
I get hurt every time they attack the Catholics. I love all Christians, (Catholics and Protestants). Jesus Christ asks us to love one another as He loves us. We worship the same God, in many ways. Attacking and insulting Catholics is not what Jesus wants us to see. He wants to unite us into one.

God bless.
Sep 13, 2018 10:14:01   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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Thanks for your reply Old Marine. I know there are so many Catholic haters in this OPP.
I get hurt every time they attack the Catholics. I love all Christians, (Catholics and Protestants). Jesus Christ asks us to love one another as He loves us. We worship the same God, in many ways. Attacking and insulting Catholics is not what Jesus wants us to see. He wants to unite us into one.

God bless.


What you say is true, Radiance.
But jokes are for a laugh. Some are really funny and some are lame; like those on late night "comedy" shows.
A Democrat/liberal above had a couple good ones also.
Sep 13, 2018 10:42:04   #
old marine (a regular here)
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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Thanks for your reply Old Marine. I know there are so many Catholic haters in this OPP.
I get hurt every time they attack the Catholics. I love all Christians, (Catholics and Protestants). Jesus Christ asks us to love one another as He loves us. We worship the same God, in many ways. Attacking and insulting Catholics is not what Jesus wants us to see. He wants to unite us into one.

God bless.


Thank you, and may God bless you also.
Sep 13, 2018 10:50:06   #
Jakebrake (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."


Good one eagleye! 👍 Sounds exactly like something one of my brother Marines would do!

Semper Fi
Michael
MAGA
 
Sep 13, 2018 11:49:58   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI.

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."


Thanks for my laugh for the mornig
Sep 13, 2018 11:54:11   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
bggamers wrote:
Thanks for my laugh for the mornig
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You deserve it!
Sep 13, 2018 12:06:42   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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Thanks for your reply Old Marine. I know there are so many Catholic haters in this OPP.
I get hurt every time they attack the Catholics. I love all Christians, (Catholics and Protestants). Jesus Christ asks us to love one another as He loves us. We worship the same God, in many ways. Attacking and insulting Catholics is not what Jesus wants us to see. He wants to unite us into one.

God bless.


Serious question who in the world on opp would cause you grief because of your religion. Sometimes people make remarks or repeat things without meaning any harm. We all look for that which will fill the empty place in us. For some, its Catholic,Baptist,Morman ect but all pray to the same God just have different ways I will not be anyone's judge because theirs is different just like I don't judge anyone because of color. No one is perfect I know I'm not and know I may have made remarks and if I have I apologize.
Sep 13, 2018 12:09:14   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
You deserve it!


Thanks worked all night needed something to lighten the mood that did it.Thanks for the compliment to
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