Did I hear you correctly...?
Apr 17, 2014 16:37:23 #
A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very, very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very, very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
Apr 17, 2014 16:38:26 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
kmikale wrote:
A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very, very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very, very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
Thanks! I'll try that.
Apr 17, 2014 16:59:57 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Thanks! I'll try that.
Yes but, not in China...
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old
as well, and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read,
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the
ground that read:
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
Apr 17, 2014 17:17:47 #
kmikale wrote:
Yes but, not in China... br br A young man is wan... (show quote)
Both were good, looks like "Happy J" has some competition.... Lol
Apr 18, 2014 00:55:10 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Both were good, looks like "Happy J" has some competition.... Lol
:lol:
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