Marines #2
Aug 20, 2018 11:37:10 #
The first BAM(Female Marine)reported for duty
and was told that although she had separate quarters
she would mess with her platoon
six weeks later she was told by someone that that meant she was to eat her meals with them
A Marine keeps a mug upside down and tells his Sgt
"I can't drink from this mug,it has no opening"
the Sgt examines the mug and says"You're right,and it has no bottom"
you know what they say about being a Marine
"If you don't sleep on your back
someone will"
and was told that although she had separate quarters
she would mess with her platoon
six weeks later she was told by someone that that meant she was to eat her meals with them
A Marine keeps a mug upside down and tells his Sgt
"I can't drink from this mug,it has no opening"
the Sgt examines the mug and says"You're right,and it has no bottom"
you know what they say about being a Marine
"If you don't sleep on your back
someone will"
Aug 20, 2018 12:55:31 #
Aug 20, 2018 13:11:29 #
badbobby wrote:
A jarhead and a swabby were taking a piss in the head. After they finished, the swabby buttoned up the 13 buttons and started for the door. The jarhead zipped up and began washing his hands. The first BAM(Female Marine)reported for duty br a... (show quote)
When the swabby got to the door, the jarhead shouted, "Hey, squid, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."
The swabby replied, "In the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Aug 20, 2018 13:15:00 #
Blade_Runner wrote:
A jarhead and a swabby were taking a piss in the head. After they finished, the swabby buttoned up the 13 buttons and started for the door. The jarhead zipped up and began washing his hands.
When the swabby got to the door, the jarhead shouted, "Hey, squid, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."
The swabby replied, "In the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."
When the swabby got to the door, the jarhead shouted, "Hey, squid, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."
The swabby replied, "In the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Marines can't help bein Marines Blade
they failed the Navy's entrance exam
Aug 20, 2018 13:16:03 #
Aug 20, 2018 13:20:36 #
badbobby wrote:
All kidding aside, bb, I'm glad the Marines are on our side.yes Marines are weak
it ain't my fault
it ain't my fault
Aug 20, 2018 13:26:23 #
badbobby wrote:
yes Marines are weak
it ain't my fault
it ain't my fault
Q.Why did The Marines send so many BAMs with pms to the middle east?
A.They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days
A Marine staggers into a gay bar
and staggers up to the bar.
says to the bartender"Well here I am"
bartender says"Why are you here"?
Marine says
"I saw your sign ---"we're lookin for a few good men"
Aug 20, 2018 13:31:44 #
Blade_Runner wrote:
All kidding aside, bb, I'm glad the Marines are on our side.
me too Blade
when it aint Slat we're talkin about
Aug 21, 2018 00:46:55 #
badbobby wrote:
The first BAM(Female Marine)reported for duty br a... (show quote)
BAM is considered extremely offensive. WM is the proper title.
Aug 21, 2018 10:09:00 #
Aug 21, 2018 11:01:16 #
badbobby wrote:
The first BAM(Female Marine)reported for duty br a... (show quote)
All very good badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Aug 21, 2018 11:54:11 #
JW wrote:
BAM is considered extremely offensive. WM is the proper title.
sure didn't know that JW
I was only usin what other Jarheads had called their lady Marines
Aug 21, 2018 11:55:51 #
badbobby wrote:
sure didn't know that JW
I was only usin what other Jarheads had called their lady Marines
I was only usin what other Jarheads had called their lady Marines
Your right jarheads are extremely offensive.
Aug 21, 2018 12:06:55 #
bahmer wrote:
Your right jarheads are extremely offensive.
wanna see what ol Slat has to say bout that
Aug 21, 2018 12:10:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Your right jarheads are extremely offensive.
Now, that is offensive to me.
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