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Who's the toughest old cowboy?
Aug 19, 2018 17:19:39   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
WHO'S THE TOUGHEST OLD COWBOY...

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie
and with the p***e for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.


Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy
there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and
castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Red River Bill, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...

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Aug 19, 2018 19:37:18   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
Every thing is big in Texax, bet he didn't even have to stoop to stir.
eagleye13 wrote:
WHO'S THE TOUGHEST OLD COWBOY...

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie
and with the p***e for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.


Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy
there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and
castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Red River Bill, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...

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Aug 19, 2018 20:51:38   #
Carol Kelly
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
Every thing is big in Texax, bet he didn't even have to stoop to stir.


Good one!

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Aug 19, 2018 22:01:38   #
Sicilianthing
 
eagleye13 wrote:
WHO'S THE TOUGHEST OLD COWBOY...

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie
and with the p***e for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.


Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy
there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored
six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and
castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Red River Bill, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...

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The Toughest Cowboy will be the one who takes the shot against the Muslim invaders and gets this thing started.

That’s who - Flat OUT !

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