eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Blind Cowboy in a Biker Bar

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!

Lonewolf

Lol that was a good one thanks

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

Excellent! And this from a guy whose hair was blond before it went gray.