a Soldier,a Swabbie and a Marine: A Soldeir,A Swabbie and a Marine were stranded on a desert island the Island was just twenty miles from another island that was populated So they...

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A Soldeir,A Swabbie and a Marine were stranded on a desert island
the Island was just twenty miles from another island that was populated
So they decided to swim to the populated island
The soldier made it 15 miles ,gave up and drowned
The Swabbie made it almost all the way,but was exausted and he too drowned
The Marine made it 19 and a half miles,decided he was too tired to go further,turned around and swam back to the deserted island

Lonewolf

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badbobby wrote:

A Soldeir,A Swabbie and a Marine were stranded on a desert island
the Island was just twenty miles from another island that was populated
So they decided to swim to the populated island
The soldier made it 15 miles ,gave up and drowned
The Swabbie made it almost all the way,but was exausted and he too drowned
The Marine made it 19 and a half miles,decided he was too tired to go further,turned around and swam back to the deserted island

JW

badbobby wrote:

A Soldeir,A Swabbie and a Marine were stranded on a desert island
the Island was just twenty miles from another island that was populated
So they decided to swim to the populated island
The soldier made it 15 miles ,gave up and drowned
The Swabbie made it almost all the way,but was exausted and he too drowned
The Marine made it 19 and a half miles,decided he was too tired to go further,turned around and swam back to the deserted island

We were half way through boot camp when we got a third DI, a Gunnery Sgt. He told the following joke:

A Marine Lt. was standing on a street corner watching little Johnny stirring something in a can. He saw a policeman walk up to the boy and ask what was in the can.

"chickens**t", Johnny replied.

"Really," said the cop, "what are you making?"

"A cop," replied Johnny.

"Smart-mouthed brat. that kind of talk will get you in trouble," and the cop went on his way.

He saw a fireman walk up to the boy and ask what was in the can.

"chickens**t", Johnny replied.

"Really," said the fireman, "what are you making?"

"A fireman," replied Johnny.

"Smart-mouthed brat. One of these days you'll smart-mouth yourself into jail," and the fireman went on his way.

The Marine Lt. walked over to the boy and asked the same questions but when asked what he was making, the boy said a cop. Confused, the Lt. said he saw the boy tell the cop he was making a cop and a fireman he was making a fireman but now he wasn't making a Marine Lt. Why?

Johnny looked him straight in the eye and said, "Because there isn't that much chickens**t in the whole world.