humor for the day
Apr 13, 2014 00:25:07 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
Apr 13, 2014 08:18:21 #
Good one, don't forget, DC would have to create a department of broken light bulbs and send the troops to protect it.LOL
Apr 13, 2014 08:21:55 #
There is so much disgust and rancor out there, that a trip to light and breezy is a delight - so here goes. Midwesterners are accused of ending their sentences with a preposition, - well, apparently they do the same in Mississippi, but this young man solved that:
A kid from Mississippi is on the Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies, "At Harvard, you do not end a sentence with a preposition." The kid replies, "I'm sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
A kid from Mississippi is on the Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies, "At Harvard, you do not end a sentence with a preposition." The kid replies, "I'm sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
Apr 13, 2014 08:32:14 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
cant beleve wrote:
How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
I believe the Chinese are already selling such things. They are already making and selling such things about EVERY American iconic, historic and interesting places and people.
Apr 13, 2014 08:39:40 #
JetJock wrote:
Good one, don't forget, DC would have to create a department of broken light bulbs and send the troops to protect it.LOL
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Then there would have to be regulations re viewing, re health hazards posted, a multi-trillion dollar building erected, guards round the clock, and the cost of lightbulbs would sky-rocket.
Apr 13, 2014 10:28:13 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
BearK wrote:
There is so much disgust and rancor out there, tha... (show quote)
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Apr 13, 2014 11:38:18 #
BearK wrote:
There is so much disgust and rancor out there, tha... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: It works for me!!
Apr 13, 2014 11:52:32 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
cant beleve wrote:
How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
Are you kidding? Why would we let them do that?
The broken light bulb is a national treasure,pointing to our rich, rich history,and culture. No,we would rather build a shrine there,and charge admission to see the ' ancient luminosity device' ..... hmmm,
Maybe we could even sell little figurines.....
One more for you....
How many Archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
501- one to take the old light bulb out,and 500 to proclaim that it dis-confirms the biblical record....
(So much for the University of the Archaeological record eh?)
Apr 13, 2014 12:34:40 #
JetJock wrote:
Good one, don't forget, DC would have to create a department of broken light bulbs and send the troops to protect it.LOL
Didn't they do that for that new curly bulb that doesn't give you enough light to read by. The old kerosine lights were brighter than those things, & you ARE suppose to take them to a hazardous dump site when they burn out. Call in hazmat should you drop and break the fool thing.
Apr 13, 2014 13:11:54 #
BearK wrote:
Didn't they do that for that new curly bulb that doesn't give you enough light to read by. The old kerosine lights were brighter than those things, & you ARE suppose to take them to a hazardous dump site when they burn out. Call in hazmat should you drop and break the fool thing.
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Apr 13, 2014 15:32:02 #
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