rickdri

Everyone needs to lighten up from time to time. The conversations on here get to intense and personal at times.
So everyone needs to hear the story of Lenny the smelly cat.
Lenny was living in a park for about a year when Rochester N.Y. animal control rescued the cat. The cat was adopted out to a new family shortly after he was nursed back to health. The family took him back two days later because he farted too much.
There is a happy ending though. A new family adopted the cat and so far there has been no further complaints about the gassy cat!

rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.

Was due to the cat food. Iam's for one gives dogs and cats high gas in their intestinal system, so of course flatulence. Just like people, some are more suseptive to it than others. Poor Baby! Thank you for the happy ending!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My first thought when I read the title of this thread was the 'Friends' episode where Phoebe sang the 'smelly cat' song with Pat Benatar, I believe, but not sure.

In any event, I am glad of the happy ending for the farting cat. :lol: I like cats! :mrgreen:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

That' cause you're a cool cat. :shock: :shock:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My grandchildren would question that. :roll: :oops:

BearK Loc: TN

At one time, I had a bulldog who passed such stinky gas it would wake you up (it's a wonder it didn't put you under.) I now have an Akita & I'm finding out he can let some pretty good ones.

Don't remember the full joke, but there was one about 'blaming it on the dog."

Patty

My dogs used to have a problem but found that the dog food from the place where I was buying it was selling old dog food. I now order their food from Amazon and check the date on it.

BearK Loc: TN

This an oldie about passing gas, & maybe you've heard it but here goes:
The husband loves beans, but they make him so gassy, & it's so bad his wife threatened to leave him if he didn't lay off the beans. He has gone about 3 months, no beans. Lo & behold he goes to his favorite little diner for lunch and they have a SPECIAL - 3 bowls of bean soup $1. He can't resist, he has 3 bowls, & it's sooo good he has 3 more.

That night he comes home & the wife is all excited, she says she'll have to blindfold him and take him into the dining room that she has a real surprise for him. So she blindfolds him, leads him in & sits him down. He's wondering if she has fixed him beans, his favorite - but oops, he HAS to pass gas. He does & he's waving his arms around to try dissipate the 'aroma.' The wife comes in with a bowl, looks around and says, "Oh, I forgot something, be right back." Thankful for her departure he really let's one rip. It is a doozer & he's waving his arms frantically.

Back comes the wife. She steps behind her husband and removes the blindfold. What do you think they had for dinner!!!!!



Company.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oldie but goodie..

BearK Loc: TN

Wish I had another. Love to make people laugh.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Kp thinking one will come to mind... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

This is a short one, but how about this:
Two bats are h*****g upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

Now even from my standpoint - I'd call that a really bad day.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That'll leave everyone crapping all over themselves! :lol:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Yuck.. That would be a bad day.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Momma said, " Be careful who you hang around with." :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: