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three good reasons
Jul 17, 2018 12:47:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.

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Jul 17, 2018 13:01:48   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


Interesting!
It shows how deep we can look at issues.

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Jul 18, 2018 07:33:23   #
Big dog
 
Floyd Brown wrote:
Interesting!
It shows how deep we can look at issues.


Yeah, now ya got me thinking.

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Jul 18, 2018 08:32:03   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
Big dog wrote:
Yeah, now ya got me thinking.


Just remember that what you come up with is of the greatest importance to you & what you are.

Then share it with us all.

For we all need to live with what every one is.
We need to have a check & balance one each other.

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Jul 18, 2018 10:11:37   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


Now that is an interesting take on Jesus that I have never heard before. Thanks BB

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Jul 18, 2018 14:12:41   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Now that is an interesting take on Jesus that I have never heard before. Thanks BB


only in fun of course

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Jul 18, 2018 15:12:26   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
only in fun of course


Jesus ate lots of fish that is something you should change in your diet as well.
Oh Slats is back from the land of the Bison and prairie dog and rattling snakes.

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Jul 18, 2018 15:21:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Jesus ate lots of fish that is something you should change in your diet as well.
Oh Slats is back from the land of the Bison and prairie dog and rattling snakes.
Jesus ate lots of fish that is something you shoul... (show quote)


congratulations bahm
you correctly spelled 'bison'

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Jul 18, 2018 15:24:53   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
congratulations bahm
you correctly spelled 'bison'


Yep I am not an indian so I didn't know how to spell that weird animal.
We used to have bison in Illinois but they have been chased out many moons ago.
Evil white man came and shot all of those bisons and now we got none.

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Jul 18, 2018 15:29:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Yep I am not an indian so I didn't know how to spell that weird animal.
We used to have bison in Illinois but they have been chased out many moons ago.
Evil white man came and shot all of those bisons and now we got none.
Yep I am not an indian so I didn't know how to spe... (show quote)

well they did
but they had to have buffalo hide for coats and buffalo meat for steaks
you cain;t blame folks for wantin to eat and stay warm
sides I hear tell there was lots of them

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Jul 18, 2018 15:39:11   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
well they did
but they had to have buffalo hide for coats and buffalo meat for steaks
you cain;t blame folks for wantin to eat and stay warm
sides I hear tell there was lots of them


The problem was that the evil white man wanted a trophy instead of a meal or a warm coat.
The American Indian used all of the bison including the bones there wasn't anything thrown away.
We all tend to be somewhat wasteful and could really learn from the American Indian of old.

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Jul 18, 2018 21:22:43   #
teabag09
 
Check out how the American Indian would run whole herds of buffalo/bison off of cliffs and only be able to use 1/4 or less because of so many animals k**led. Mike
bahmer wrote:
The problem was that the evil white man wanted a trophy instead of a meal or a warm coat.
The American Indian used all of the bison including the bones there wasn't anything thrown away.
We all tend to be somewhat wasteful and could really learn from the American Indian of old.
The problem was that the evil white man wanted a t... (show quote)

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