bahmer and the call girl
Jul 14, 2018 16:09:41 #
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought h'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. bahm grabbed a card on his way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
poor bahmer
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So bahm's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
poor bahmer
Jul 14, 2018 16:13:15 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer had checked into a hotel on a business trip... (show quote)
I always had bad luck when I was on the road.
Jul 14, 2018 16:16:53 #
bahmer wrote:
I always had bad luck when I was on the road.
this is the operator you spoke to
now
eat your heart out
Jul 14, 2018 16:22:36 #
badbobby wrote:
this is the operator you spoke to
now
eat your heart out
now
eat your heart out
I would have noticed her when I checked in.
Jul 15, 2018 11:22:05 #
bahmer wrote:
I would have noticed her when I checked in.
evidently you didn't
now I;m really worried bout you
Jul 15, 2018 11:31:12 #
badbobby wrote:
evidently you didn't
now I;m really worried bout you
now I;m really worried bout you
I'm getting counseling and I should be healed shortly.
Jul 15, 2018 14:46:50 #
Jul 15, 2018 15:32:10 #
bahmer wrote:
I'm getting counseling and I should be healed shortly.
sorry bahm
but what you have
cain't be healed
Jul 15, 2018 15:33:31 #
AuntiE wrote:
This entire thread gave me a chuckle.
thank you Auntie
if I made you 'chuckle'
it makes my day
Jul 15, 2018 15:34:06 #
badbobby wrote:
sorry bahm
but what you have
cain't be healed
but what you have
cain't be healed
You must have the same illness then.
Jul 15, 2018 15:41:08 #
bahmer wrote:
You must have the same illness then.
no
you have sole claim to that particular whatchamacallit
Jul 15, 2018 15:45:09 #
badbobby wrote:
no
you have sole claim to that particular whatchamacallit
you have sole claim to that particular whatchamacallit
Yes I fall for beautiful women I have to admit it is incurable and I love it.
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