Sensitive women
Apr 1, 2014 18:41:57 #
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
Apr 1, 2014 19:15:58 #
Edith always was the smart one. A good laugh
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
Apr 1, 2014 21:13:26 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I once knew a lady who feared to step outside on thanksgiving.
Apr 3, 2014 19:43:14 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron sk**let in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
Apr 3, 2014 20:20:23 #
AuntiE wrote:
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron sk**let in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
I'd call that overk**l.. :!: :!: :shock:
Apr 3, 2014 20:28:49 #
AuntiE wrote:
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron sk**let in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
Mrs. Bunker favors her sig mostly. I am blessed with a gal who has a sense of humor! :D
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
Apr 3, 2014 20:47:12 #
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. Bunker favors her sig mostly. I am blessed with a gal who has a sense of humor! :D
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
Be VERY careful. You mentioned her favoring "sig" which Loki favors. He may try to steal her away. I am not sure how Mrs. Loki will feel.
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Apr 3, 2014 20:48:13 #
Armageddun wrote:
I'd call that overk**l.. :!: :!: :shock:
I only said I was holding them. I did not yet utilize them, hence no "overk**l".....Y E T. :twisted: :mrgreen:
Apr 3, 2014 20:57:25 #
AuntiE wrote:
I only said I was holding them. I did not yet utilize them, hence no "overk**l".....Y E T. :twisted: :mrgreen:
But but but it's 's the "yet" that make one nnnervous
Apr 3, 2014 21:11:28 #
AuntiE wrote:
Be VERY careful. You mentioned her favoring "sig" which Loki favors. He may try to steal her away. I am not sure how Mrs. Loki will feel.
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Good advice!! We all know how those sig people are!! ;-)
Apr 3, 2014 21:21:04 #
Armageddun wrote:
But but but it's 's the "yet" that make one nnnervous
It is still....."yet"
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Apr 3, 2014 21:22:01 #
archie bunker wrote:
Good advice!! We all know how those sig people are!! ;-)
You must be VERY careful. Mayhaps, Loki will not notice the topic. :idea: :idea: :idea:
Apr 3, 2014 21:23:52 #
AuntiE wrote:
It is still....."yet"
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Phew I was worried for my friend.... I missed you, I looked and looked. I yelled and yelled but no AuntiE.
We had to fight off all the varmits by ourselves.
Apr 3, 2014 22:22:14 #
AuntiE wrote:
You must be VERY careful. Mayhaps, Loki will not notice the topic. :idea: :idea: :idea:
I'm not too worried about Loki.
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Apr 3, 2014 23:03:41 #
archie bunker wrote:
I'm not too worried about Loki.
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Come on Ice cream :!: :!: :!:
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