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Mar 25, 2014 19:30:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
It is my belief the charming Mrs. B can manage Mr. B. without assistance. I am just a support person for them.
:mrgreen:


Then I can assume you might only 'support', morally, my lovely Sgt. Major, and not 'assist' her? :XD:

No phone calls. :?

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Mar 25, 2014 19:47:10   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Then I can assume you might only 'support', morally, my lovely Sgt. Major, and not 'assist' her? :XD:

No phone calls. :?


The "lovely Sgt. Major" needs substantial assistance and support through wh**ever means I can utilize. :idea: :mrgreen: :twisted:

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Mar 25, 2014 20:30:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
The "lovely Sgt. Major" needs substantial assistance and support through wh**ever means I can utilize. :idea: :mrgreen: :twisted:


There would appear to be a double standard. :hunf:

:lol: ...as if she needs help.

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Mar 25, 2014 20:53:39   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
It is my belief the charming Mrs. B can manage Mr. B. without assistance. I am just a support person for them.
:mrgreen:

Them? As in plural?
Here is the story: Mrs. Bunker and I had only been dating for about....maybe 2 months.
I hauled cars on weekends for extra money. She wanted to go one time, so I took her.
We are at a truck stop (loves i think) Oklahoma City. I was at the cash register with a bunch of stuff, you know..drinks, snack stuff, etc..
The clerk rang up my sale, and asked if I needed a bag.
I had that nano-second of "should I"... I just went for it, and pointed my thumb at Mrs. Bunker, and said: Naah! I have one right here." The clerk gave me a :shock:

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Mar 25, 2014 20:53:45   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
It is my belief the charming Mrs. B can manage Mr. B. without assistance. I am just a support person for them.
:mrgreen:

Them? As in plural?
Here is the story: Mrs. Bunker and I had only been dating for about....maybe 2 months.
I hauled cars on weekends for extra money. She wanted to go one time, so I took her.
We are at a truck stop (loves i think) Oklahoma City. I was at the cash register with a bunch of stuff, you know..drinks, snack stuff, etc..
The clerk rang up my sale, and asked if I needed a bag.
I had that nano-second of "should I"... I just went for it, and pointed my thumb at Mrs. Bunker, and said: Naah! I have one right here." The clerk gave me a :shock: Mrs. Bunker slapped me on the arm, and fell all over herself laughing. We climb back into the truck, she punches on the arm, and says:" This is one bag you won't whoop your way out of!!
And....here we are!! Mrs. Bunker can take a joke!!
Don't think for a minute that I don't realize what a wide open door I left with that last sentance...... :mrgreen:

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Mar 25, 2014 22:21:19   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Alex, our vet offered them in several flavors. My favorite is peach. :thumbup: :mrgreen:


I got this from my nephew (another Marine)and he said he would send me some if his vet would allow it but then you should know how dependable Marines are

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Mar 25, 2014 22:24:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
Them? As in plural?
Here is the story: Mrs. Bunker and I had only been dating for about....maybe 2 months.
I hauled cars on weekends for extra money. She wanted to go one time, so I took her.
We are at a truck stop (loves i think) Oklahoma City. I was at the cash register with a bunch of stuff, you know..drinks, snack stuff, etc..
The clerk rang up my sale, and asked if I needed a bag.
I had that nano-second of "should I"... I just went for it, and pointed my thumb at Mrs. Bunker, and said: Naah! I have one right here." The clerk gave me a :shock: Mrs. Bunker slapped me on the arm, and fell all over herself laughing. We climb back into the truck, she punches on the arm, and says:" This is one bag you won't whoop your way out of!!
And....here we are!! Mrs. Bunker can take a joke!!
Don't think for a minute that I don't realize what a wide open door I left with that last sentance...... :mrgreen:
Them? As in plural? br Here is the story: Mrs. B... (show quote)


Being in a kindly mood, I will not stroll, storm or otherwise take advantage of the open door. :shock:

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Mar 25, 2014 22:51:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Being in a kindly mood, I will not stroll, storm or otherwise take advantage of the open door. :shock:


You ARE in a 'kindly' mood. :mrgreen:

May I be a recipient of that kindness, somewhere down the road? :wink: I'm leaving the door open. :-D

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Mar 25, 2014 22:53:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
I got this from my nephew (another Marine)and he said he would send me some if his vet would allow it but then you should know how dependable Marines are


A typical Marine might see the logic and profit in selling those pills to other Marines, and tell you he either lost them, or couldn't acquire any for you. :wink:

Of course, Salty or I would honor your request. :mrgreen:

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Mar 25, 2014 23:03:14   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
I got this from my nephew (another Marine)and he said he would send me some if his vet would allow it but then you should know how dependable Marines are


You can depend on Marines to blow things up when needed. :shock:

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Mar 25, 2014 23:03:19   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
A typical Marine might see the logic and profit in selling those pills to other Marines, and tell you he either lost them, or couldn't acquire any for you. :wink:

Of course, Salty or I would honor your request. :mrgreen:


of course!!!!

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Mar 25, 2014 23:05:32   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
AuntiE wrote:
You can depend on Marines to blow things up when needed. :shock:


well you can depend on them to blow things up----------but not necessarily when you want it

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Mar 25, 2014 23:10:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You can depend on Marines to blow things up when needed. :shock:


If it has to be completely, utterly destroyed overnight...we are on-call! :hunf: :evil: :twisted:

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Mar 25, 2014 23:44:17   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Being in a kindly mood, I will not stroll, storm or otherwise take advantage of the open door. :shock:


Thank you foryour kindness. It has been a long day. Goodnight.

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