Monday Humor
Mar 25, 2014 11:50:31 #
alex wrote:
don't we don't laugh enough, have you noticed none of the liberals are here?
It's more fun just being a voyeur. :mrgreen:
Mar 25, 2014 12:20:22 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Today at 8:16 AM this just in
I recently spent $6,500 for a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
I had the Vet come to have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days--all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint.
I recently spent $6,500 for a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
I had the Vet come to have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days--all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Mar 25, 2014 12:34:19 #
alex wrote:
Today at 8:16 AM this just in br I recently spent... (show quote)
I guess this means as long as your wife or girlfriend doesn't begin mooing, they are safe from your depredations?
Mar 25, 2014 12:40:42 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Loki wrote:
I guess this means as long as your wife or girlfriend doesn't begin mooing, they are safe from your depredations?
hadn't thought of that aspect
Mar 25, 2014 12:52:05 #
Mar 25, 2014 12:56:04 #
Mar 25, 2014 13:03:25 #
Loki wrote:
There are many aspects, I expects.
Multifaceted, to be sure.:roll:
Mar 25, 2014 13:22:34 #
And they work?!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
alex wrote:
Today at 8:16 AM this just in br I recently spent... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 25, 2014 14:10:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
And give the man a fifteen out of a possible ten! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Most Marines pick up on a joke after the 2nd explanation. :wink:
Mar 25, 2014 14:15:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alex wrote:
Today at 8:16 AM this just in br I recently spent... (show quote)
Alex, our vet offered them in several flavors. My favorite is peach. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Mar 25, 2014 18:28:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
Did you complete the rugs? :hunf:
Yes I completed the stinkin rugs! The furniture is back in place. Not the same place, but at least she isn't looking at things with her thumb on her chin tapping her lip with her index finger anymore!
I went the extra mile, and rubbed linament on her arm and shoulder, so she wouldn't be sore from cracking that whip! ;-)
Mar 25, 2014 18:31:19 #
archie bunker wrote:
Yes I completed the stinkin rugs! The furniture is back in place. Not the same place, but at least she isn't looking at things with her thumb on her chin tapping her lip with her index finger anymore!
I went the extra mile, and rubbed linament on her arm and shoulder, so she wouldn't be sore from cracking that whip! ;-)
I went the extra mile, and rubbed linament on her arm and shoulder, so she wouldn't be sore from cracking that whip! ;-)
Your kindness is unbounding; however, she does own a weapon which may lead to your kindness. :idea: 8-)
Mar 25, 2014 18:38:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Your kindness is unbounding; however, she does own a weapon which may lead to your kindness. :idea: 8-)
Would you be encouraging her to brandish it? :wink:
Mar 25, 2014 18:59:21 #
AuntiE wrote:
Your kindness is unbounding; however, she does own a weapon which may lead to your kindness. :idea: 8-)
She has more than one Aunti!! My dizzy blonde bride can defend herself! She/we have cast iron sk**lets too!
My kindness is because I am kinda fond of her.
Since we are on a joke thread, later I'll come back after a bit, and tell you about the joke I made 19 years ago that sealed the deal for me with her. We still use it today just to watch how people react. Gotta go do chores.
Mar 25, 2014 19:05:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Would you be encouraging her to brandish it? :wink:
It is my belief the charming Mrs. B can manage Mr. B. without assistance. I am just a support person for them.
:mrgreen:
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