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Senior citizen fun
Mar 23, 2014 21:02:38   #
The Dutchman
 
Senior citizen fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a N**i turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh...head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.

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Mar 23, 2014 21:34:58   #
Ve'hoe
 
I KNEW it wasn't their car,, but the dumass sticker was good for a laugh!!


The Dutchman wrote:
Senior citizen fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a N**i turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh...head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
Senior citizen fun br br Working people frequent... (show quote)

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Mar 24, 2014 01:04:58   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
The Dutchman wrote:
Senior citizen fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a N**i turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh...head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
Senior citizen fun br br Working people frequent... (show quote)


CUTE....really smart thinking... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 24, 2014 05:23:48   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
angery american wrote:
CUTE....really smart thinking... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Yeah, until the owner goes to court. Then the FBI will be called in and DHS will be on the hunt for the SPCA, The Senior Pranking of Cop Assh#@les. :P

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Mar 26, 2014 11:44:46   #
rumitoid
 
The Dutchman wrote:
Senior citizen fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a N**i turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh...head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
Senior citizen fun br br Working people frequent... (show quote)


Liked this joke as well when it was about Bush.

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Mar 26, 2014 13:20:47   #
Ve'hoe
 
Interesting,,, can you tell me what is behind the abject hatred of bush,, and the almost absolute "pass" obama gets??

I ask you because it is rare to get a straight answer, much less calm answer, and yet, no one, that I have met that I consider a liberal, can give an answer, other than he is bush, and he sucks.... and war and stuff,,,,, but obamas record is worse,,, including wars, spending, deaths etc etc etc.......
rumitoid wrote:
Liked this joke as well when it was about Bush.

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Mar 26, 2014 21:12:06   #
The Dutchman
 
hemorrhoid wrote: Liked this joke as well when it was about Bush.

Ve'hoe wrote:
Interesting,,, can you tell me what is behind the abject hatred of bush,, and the almost absolute "pass" obama gets??

I ask you because it is rare to get a straight answer, much less calm answer, and yet, no one, that I have met that I consider a liberal, can give an answer, other than he is bush, and he sucks.... and war and stuff,,,,, but obamas record is worse,,, including wars, spending, deaths etc etc etc.......


Ve'hoe, It h**es Bush because he is a Caucasian Christian born of normal parents and loves the obozo because he is the bastard son of a muslim and a atheistic c*******t brought up in a muslim / c*******t household. This should say all any of us need to know about this hemorrhoid. Need I go on?

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