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Mar 15, 2014 20:24:28   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.

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Mar 15, 2014 20:27:47   #
grace scott
 
AuntiE wrote:
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.



Not only does a cat want to see your resume, she wants references.

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Mar 15, 2014 20:30:36   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
grace scott wrote:
Not only does a cat want to see your resume, she wants references.


Among other things. :D

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Mar 15, 2014 21:04:07   #
CDM Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.


I read somewhere that dogs see us a strange and powerful entity in need of undying love and affection.

Cats on the other hand see us simply as...bigger cats deserving of nothing more than the same allufness afforded other cats regardless of size.

I think there is something to the theory; my cats have no respect...

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Mar 16, 2014 07:29:44   #
Terry Allan Hall Loc: Republic O' Tejas
 
AuntiE wrote:
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.


Dogs look up to us...

Cats consider us "the help"...

Pigs treat us as equals...



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Mar 16, 2014 09:41:16   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.


A cat wants to see us resume what? :-P

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Mar 16, 2014 16:29:52   #
CDM Loc: Florida
 
lpnmajor wrote:
A cat wants to see us resume what? :-P


Good one!

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Mar 16, 2014 17:36:29   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
lpnmajor wrote:
A cat wants to see us resume what? :-P


Resume your lost wandering the forest where you cannot see the trees. :lol: :D

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Mar 16, 2014 20:13:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
A dog accepts you as the boss.

A cat wants to see your resume.


Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

But mine never inquired about my resumé.

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Mar 16, 2014 20:14:47   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.


Absolutely correct! :!: :-D

And, is your boss more himself?

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Mar 16, 2014 20:15:58   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Absolutely correct! :!: :-D

And, is your boss more himself?


Not quite, but we are both working on it.

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Mar 16, 2014 20:15:59   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Absolutely correct! :!: :-D

And, is your boss more himself?


Not quite, but we are both working on it.

Dayum, another double post.

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Mar 16, 2014 20:56:32   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Resume your lost wandering the forest where you cannot see the trees. :lol: :D


I can ONLY see the trees, that's why I can't find the forest. There are no cats here anyway, they left some time ago to resume what ever it is they do when I'm not around. ( I think they move all my stuff so I can't find it ).

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Mar 16, 2014 21:01:03   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I can ONLY see the trees, that's why I can't find the forest. There are no cats here anyway, they left some time ago to resume what ever it is they do when I'm not around. ( I think they move all my stuff so I can't find it ).


I also blame my cats when unable to locate something. They just give me a blank stare when queried.

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Mar 16, 2014 21:02:03   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I can ONLY see the trees, that's why I can't find the forest. There are no cats here anyway, they left some time ago to resume what ever it is they do when I'm not around. ( I think they move all my stuff so I can't find it ).


Your excuse for not being able to find your belongings, which have probably been in the exact same place for decades, is to blame the darling felines. :shock: :thumbdown:

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