lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Somewhere around 1434, a terrible disease hit Europe k*****g 1000's. It was caused by tainted margarine. It came to be known as the blue bonnet plague.

skott Loc: Bama

Funny :-D :-D :-D :-D

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Do you do stand up comedy as a side job? If not you should.
You keep coming up with great one liners.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sad to say, it is still a problem in Texas. Bluebonnet flowers and margarine are rampant throughout the state. :oops: :wink: :lol:

It may be too late to save us, but please try, Doc. :-(

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

He is a 'sit-down' comedian. He cannot stand under the weight of all he knows! :wink: :lol:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

switch to butter, natural is always better. Besides, butter helps in so many other areas; calming the Wife, getting a raise, getting laid, etc.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I had no idea butter was a miracle drug. :shock: :thumbup:

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I don't think that you use actual butter in your buttering up.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I do, although it seems to annoy some people. I figure I can slide right on out of the way if it gets too bad. I have found that buttering someone up with a mouthful of butter never works. Don't try that at home, ( my attorney made me make that disclaimer ).

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

It might be in poor taste to mention that butter sales shot up upon the release of "The Last Tango In Paris", in 1972. :shock:

My apologies, if so. :oops:

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I have been waning to watch that movie for some time.

Now with the mention of butter in connection to buttering up & the movie I am starting to change my mind. I don't think I want to find what out what happens.

My old eyes may see something I missed out on.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:oops: :shock: :wink: :lol:The end result may not be worth it.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

I just received this email

This is frightening. So far, White House right on schedule !!!

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia...
Saul Alinsky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saul_Alinsky.jpg
Born
Saul David Alinsky
January 30, 1909
Chicago, Illinois
Died
June 12, 1972 (aged 63)
Carmel-by-the-Sea, California
Cause of death
Heart attack
Education
University of Chicago, Ph.B.1930
U. of Chicago Graduate School,
Criminology, 1930–1932.
Occupation
Community organizer, writer, political
Known for
Political activism, writing, community
Notable work(s)
Reveille for Radicals (1946);
Rules for Radicals(1971)
Spouse(s)
Helene Simon of Philadelphia
(m. June 9, 1932 – her death)
Jean Graham (May 15, 1952 – 1970; divorced)
Irene McInnis Alinsky (m. May 1971)
Children
Katherine and David (by Helene)
Awards
Pacem in Terris Award, 1969

Saul David Alinsky (January 30, 1909 – June 12, 1972) was an American community organizer and writer. He is generally considered to be the founder of modern community organizing. He is often noted for his book "Rules for Radicals".

How To Create a Social State

by Saul Alinsky

There are 8 levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a social state. The first is the most important.

1) Healthcare – Control healthcare and you control the people.

2) Poverty – Increase the poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live.

3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way, you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.

4) Gun Control – Remove the ability to defend themselves from the government. That way, you are able to create a police state.

5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (food, housing, and income).

6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school.

7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the government and schools.

8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent, and it will be easier to take (tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.

Sound familiar?
Alinsky died at the age of 63 of a sudden, massive heart attack in 1972, on a street corner in Carmel, California. Two months previously, he had discussed life after death in his interview with Playboy:[4]
ALINSKY: ... if there is an afterlife, and I have anything to say about it, I will unreservedly choose to go to hell.
PLAYBOY: Why?
ALINSKY: Hell would be heaven for me. All my life I've been with the have-nots. Over here, if you're a have-not, you're short of dough. If you're a have-not in hell, you're short of virtue. Once I get into hell, I'll start organizing the have-nots over there.
PLAYBOY: Why them?
ALINSKY: They're my kind of people.

rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.

There was no 'margarine' in 1434. There was only 'butter' made from fresh cows milk, silly~

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I hope you develop a sense of humor - when you grow up.