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Mar 9, 2014 12:40:07   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."

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Mar 9, 2014 12:53:52   #
Bigmac495 Loc: Indiana
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 9, 2014 13:25:12   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)



:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD:

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Mar 9, 2014 16:52:55   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)




Good one.

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Mar 9, 2014 17:19:47   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)

little kid walks in on ma and pa doin` the wooga-booga. daddy! what are you doin` to mommy? mommy says,"we're makin` you a baby brother." little kid says,"do it doggy-style, i wanna puppy instead."

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Mar 9, 2014 18:36:02   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Ohh cesspoole love it.
cesspool jones wrote:
little kid walks in on ma and pa doin` the wooga-booga. daddy! what are you doin` to mommy? mommy says,"we're makin` you a baby brother." little kid says,"do it doggy-style, i wanna puppy instead."

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Mar 9, 2014 19:18:08   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
cesspool jones wrote:
little kid walks in on ma and pa doin` the wooga-booga. daddy! what are you doin` to mommy? mommy says,"we're makin` you a baby brother." little kid says,"do it doggy-style, i wanna puppy instead."


:thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Mar 9, 2014 19:32:45   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
here's one for Cesspool Imagine you have been captured by MUSLIMS!They have captured President Obama and Ted Cruz too. The president and Ted Cruz have just finished a 7 course Mexican meal with Chile peppers and loads of beer. The Muslims tell you they are going to behead you on the internet.They offer you a way out of this if you will take a full face fart from one of them. Who would it be? Barack Obama or Ted Cruz

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Mar 9, 2014 19:47:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)


One can only wish none of our "get rid of all guns" members see this. They will turn it into a real story and run with it. :hunf:

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Mar 9, 2014 19:48:52   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
cesspool jones wrote:
little kid walks in on ma and pa doin` the wooga-booga. daddy! what are you doin` to mommy? mommy says,"we're makin` you a baby brother." little kid says,"do it doggy-style, i wanna puppy instead."


Edging into my discomfort level; however, you can actually realize a child would think such. :oops: :oops:

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Mar 9, 2014 20:19:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bmac32 wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't
happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and k**led her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife'."
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)


The Sgt. Major did not find this humorous, at all. :shock:

I did. :mrgreen:

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Mar 9, 2014 21:23:50   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
fom wrote:
here's one for Cesspool Imagine you have been captured by MUSLIMS!They have captured President Obama and Ted Cruz too. The president and Ted Cruz have just finished a 7 course Mexican meal with Chile peppers and loads of beer. The Muslims tell you they are going to behead you on the internet.They offer you a way out of this if you will take a full face fart from one of them. Who would it be? Barack Obama or Ted Cruz

both.....lets rock!!

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Mar 9, 2014 21:24:53   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
AuntiE wrote:
Edging into my discomfort level; however, you can actually realize a child would think such. :oops: :oops:

i'm sorry auntieE

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Mar 9, 2014 21:31:52   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
you have a good sense of humor. no one can get you down. Keep rockin in the free world
cesspool jones wrote:
both.....lets rock!!

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Mar 9, 2014 21:43:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
cesspool jones wrote:
i'm sorry auntieE


It is fine. It did not go into my "total discomfort" space. I can actually see a small person telling their parents they want a pet as opposed to a sibling. :D

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