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Husband and the fly........
Feb 25, 2014 10:21:05   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
I found this and just had to...............







A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! K*****g any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

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Feb 25, 2014 10:24:14   #
bahmer
 
MrEd wrote:
I found this and just had to...............







A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! K*****g any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.


Thank you for my morning laugh.

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Feb 25, 2014 13:48:07   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
MrEd wrote:
I found this and just had to...............

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! K*****g any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.


Dang Mr. Ed, you have just made my day. Thanks for the belly laugh. :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 25, 2014 15:40:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
MrEd wrote:
I found this and just had to...............







A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! K*****g any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.



:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :P

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Feb 25, 2014 18:16:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Posts with humor always set well with me!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Feb 26, 2014 19:27:07   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
Posts with humor always set well with me!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:


Good joke...... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 26, 2014 21:11:18   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
MrEd wrote:
I found this and just had to...............







A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! K*****g any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'


He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Just tried to share this joke with my wife, but she was......
Perfect!

:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 26, 2014 21:22:28   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
Just tried to share this joke with my wife, but she was......
Perfect!

:thumbup: :thumbup:


Planning is everything. :x :roll: :evil:

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Feb 26, 2014 21:47:13   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Planning is everything. :x :roll: :evil:

Not one of my strong points, but working on it! I did address the flower issue though. Flip over to the flour topic, and I'll tell you about it.

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