God in Advertising: I take ZERO credit for this. It was sent to me. A fifth grade teacher in a Christian School had her students watch TV Commercials to provide ideas about God. Below...

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Feb 23, 2014 19:48:02 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I take ZERO credit for this. It was sent to me.

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian School had her students watch TV Commercials to provide ideas about God. Below are some of the results.

God is like:BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

God is like: FORD
He's got a better idea..

God is like:COKE COLA
He's the real thing.

God is like: HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like. TIDE
He gets the stains out others leave behind. ...

God is like: GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

God is like WAL-MART:
He has everything.

GOD IS LIKE:ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like. SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like: ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like. VO-5 Hair Spray;
He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like: DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like. The US POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like. Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America

God is like: Maxwell House. .... .
Good to the very last drop

God is like. B o u n t y
He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. ..And He won't fall apart on you

GOD IS LIKE:The Energizer Bunny
He Keeps Going, and Going, and
Going.....

Feb 23, 2014 20:01:46 #

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

AuntiE wrote:

I take ZERO credit for this. It was sent to me. b... (show quote)

Good stuff give me a few minutes..

Feb 23, 2014 20:08:00 #

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

AuntiE wrote:

I take ZERO credit for this. It was sent to me. b... (show quote)

Good stuff give me a few minutes..

Jesus serves free food. Mark 8:7-9

Feb 23, 2014 20:10:14 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Armageddun wrote:

Good stuff give me a few minutes..

Jesus serves free food. Mark 8:7-9

For the Alka Seltzer reference, it is Proverbs 3:8

Feb 23, 2014 20:13:56 #

Kevyn

Armageddun wrote:

Good stuff give me a few minutes..

Jesus serves free food. Mark 8:7-9

Of course by providing food stamps to the poor and the hungry we are acting as Jesus taught us!

Feb 23, 2014 20:15:27 #

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

".......... Out of the mouths of babes And ducklings Thou has perfected praise." Matthew 21:16

Thanks AuntiE. My day is complete.

AuntiE wrote:

I take ZERO credit for this. It was sent to me. b... (show quote)

Feb 23, 2014 20:16:20 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Armageddun wrote:

Good stuff give me a few minutes..

Jesus serves free food. Mark 8:7-9

The verse for the Energizer Bunny is Matthew 11:28.

Feb 23, 2014 20:16:31 #

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Wolf counselor wrote:

".......... Out of the mouths of babes And ducklings Thou has perfected praise." Matthew 21:16

Thanks AuntiE. My day is complete.

CORRECTION: babes and sucklings

Feb 23, 2014 20:18:23 #

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Wolf counselor wrote:

".......... Out of the mouths of babes And ducklings Thou has perfected praise." Matthew 21:16

Thanks AuntiE. My day is complete.

Let Jesus exterminate your house. John 2:13-16

Feb 23, 2014 20:18:24 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Kevyn wrote:

Of course by providing food stamps to the poor and the hungry we are acting as Jesus taught us!

As you have never professed to be of faith, one would question your knowledge of what "Jesus taught us".

Feb 23, 2014 20:19:00 #

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Wolf counselor wrote:

CORRECTION: babes and sucklings

Fat fingers and iPads don't get along well

Feb 23, 2014 20:19:55 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Armageddun wrote:

Let Jesus exterminate your house. John 2:13-16

You have to define which particular advertisement you are referring to with your references.

Why are we exterminating Wolf Counselor's house? It is my belief he has managed such.

Feb 23, 2014 20:22:09 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Wolf counselor wrote:

Fat fingers and iPads don't get along well

BUY A STYLUS!!!! I am on an iPad. I never use my fingers on the keyboard. I use a stylus. Try Target or Walmart and buy a Targus Stylus. They are in the accessories area within the Electronics Department. I promise you will be VERY happy. :D

Feb 23, 2014 20:24:48 #

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

AuntiE wrote:

For the Alka Seltzer reference, it is Proverbs 3:8

How about this one:

God is like Apple--he gives you the power to be your best.
God is like Honda -- he gives the power to dream
God is like Porsche -- There is no substitute

That's all that I have for right now

Feb 23, 2014 20:24:49 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Wolf counselor wrote:

Fat fingers and iPads don't get along well

You must choose one of the advertisement references and provide a relevant Biblical verse. In doing so, reference which ad you chose.

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