No more girls' night out
Feb 22, 2014 17:34:08 #
Two wives go out, for girls' night, both got drunk. They started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband call the other and said, "no more girls night out my wife came back with no panties." The other husband said, "you think that's bad? mine came back with a card in her crack that read, "from all of us at the fire station... will never forget you!"
Feb 22, 2014 19:12:57 #
GEM lucas
Loc: TRIADELPHIA ,WV
Worried for our children wrote:
Two wives go out, for girls' night, both got drunk... (show quote)
Now that was really funny,I'm still laughing''Gem''
Feb 22, 2014 20:04:12 #
GEM lucas wrote:
Now that was really funny,I'm still laughing''Gem''
Thanks Gem, I didn't notice my typo until now... *we'll never forget you*
Happy to give you a laugh, we all can't be serious all the time!!!
Feb 22, 2014 23:08:08 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Thanks Gem, I didn't notice my typo until now... *we'll never forget you*
Happy to give you a laugh, we all can't be serious all the time!!!
Happy to give you a laugh, we all can't be serious all the time!!!
Just launched beer everywhere with that one. I guess I need to stop drinking beer while reading the jokes.
Feb 22, 2014 23:38:25 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Worried for our children wrote:
Two wives go out, for girls' night, both got drunk... (show quote)
Hahaha! That's priceless! And here I thought you had no humor. My bad. :lol: :oops:
Feb 23, 2014 00:27:47 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Hahaha! That's priceless! And here I thought you had no humor. My bad. :lol: :oops:
(Thanks)
And here I go around thinking I'm the funniest guy on the planet.....
I thought my previous nickname for you was rather witty. Guess I'm alone on that.
Glad you had a laugh, thats what matters.
Feb 23, 2014 00:34:59 #
mpix wrote:
Just launched beer everywhere with that one. I guess I need to stop drinking beer while reading the jokes.
Wasting gods water was never intended, perhaps we should put a warning on some topics.
Feb 23, 2014 00:45:58 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Wasting gods water was never intended, perhaps we should put a warning on some topics.
Yes please. And you wouldn't offend me at all. I shared the joke with the love of my life, and she spewed her diet pepsi. :D :D :D
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